Stephen Colbert Quotes

I believe gender is a spectrum, and I fall somewhere between Channing Tatum and Winnie the Pooh.

Stephen Colbert

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I have appeared on 'The Dr. Oz show' and recognize that Dr. Oz does not hold the exact same viewpoints about all controversies in human nutrition that I do, but he has a huge base of knowledge and is open-minded and willing to re-consider a position based on emerging evidence on multiple scientific and health issues.

Joel Fuhrman

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The Olympics show that your dream can come true if you work hard. It's not impossible.

Jencarlos Canela

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My wife and I are really strange people. We never spend any money.

Robert Sean Leonard

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I can almost always write music; at any hour of the twenty-four, if I put pencil to paper, music comes.

John Philip Sousa

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Pop music catches on like a meme. It just takes a little bit of tinder, and it can become a phenomenon. You have to break through that wall a little bit. Why it happens, I don't really know.

Stephen Malkmus

MusicYouWallKnowWhyBecome

Reading is the only area of my life in which I prefer to be non-autonomous.

Sophie Hannah

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A beginning is the end of something, always.

Spider Robinson

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I've been watching 'Dexter' recently; I love that show. It's my favorite.

Steven R. McQueen

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Every day I think, 'Gosh, I wish I could be like George Carlin, Bill Maher: I want that edge.' But every time I start to get that edgy thing, I get kind of mean.

Tom Smothers

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My business partner and make-up artist Kim Jacob and I have employed every member of staff, decided where every desk in the office should go, tried every product on our faces.

Louise Nurding

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By temperament and disposition and emotions, I'm a liberal; but in my beliefs about what's best for the country, I'm a centrist.

Jonathan Haidt

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There's a tendency to dismiss anything having to do with love and intimacy in medicine because it's hard to measure.

Dean Ornish

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