Stephen Colbert Quotes

I'm not here to affect you politically or socially. I'm here to make you laugh. I use the news as the palette for my jokes.

Stephen Colbert

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We are never deceived; we deceive ourselves.

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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'M. Butterfly' is usually the answer to the question, 'What has been your favorite experience?' The reason being, it is an astonishing play.

John Lithgow

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We live in a social world now, and there's no denying the power that Twitter has yielded across all verticals. Sports is a perfect fit because fans are highly emotionally charged and things happen quick.

Amy Jo Martin

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Every project is a new challenge for an actor. If it's not, it's boring.

Stephanie Sigman

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Let your daughter have first of all the book of Psalms for holiness of heart, and be instructed in the Proverbs of Solomon for her godly life.

St. Jerome

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It's so rare, actors who are not vain.

Sibel Kekilli

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You know, usually with movies there are periods, dark areas, where I might not be getting what I wanted out of a theme. I'll have to go over and over it again.

Trevor Rabin

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Kafka: cries of helplessness in twenty powerful volumes.

Mason Cooley

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I don't like closed systems.

Jon Johansen

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I enjoy lifting weights, but I hate doing cardio.

Brad Goreski

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I'd actually like to make a country album one day. One of my idols is Neil Young, because he's kept himself from being bored.

Art Alexakis

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As a parent, if give yourself what you need, your children will watch you doing that and will give themselves what they need.

Susan Cain

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