Stephen Colbert Quotes

It used to be, everyone was entitled to their own opinion, but not their own facts. But that's not the case anymore. Facts matter not at all. Perception is everything.

Stephen Colbert

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The biggest thing I've had to overcome was clinical depression. Your mind is the most powerful weapon you have once you can get control of your mind... I had to stop hearing the negative voices where Jennifer was not worthy of love or living.

Jennifer Holliday

LoveDepressionMindControlYou

I cannot sit still.

Angelina Jolie

SitCannotStill

Logan was talking about the Civil War, which claimed the lives of more than 500,000 Americans. He wanted to provide Civil War veterans with a day to pay respects to their fellow soldiers who did not live to see the end of the war, without losing a day's pay.

Doc Hastings

LiveDayWarLosingEndTalking

Whether I'm doing a routine where I want to move people, or if I want to feel moved myself, I definitely tap into those moments where it's not just dancing or movement. It might just be a hand gesture or just a slow look, or even just the way you slightly tip your head forward. These subtleties speak volumes.

Derek Hough

MyselfPeopleForwardSpeakSlow

Before 'Panda,' I had a buzz already.

Desiigner

BuzzBeforeHad

To stabilize the nation's public-employee pension systems and to prevent federal taxpayers from being billed for failed pension funds, I have introduced the Public Employee Pension Transparency Act in Congress.

Devin Nunes

TransparencyCongressEmployeeNation

I'm a pants girl. I just feel more comfortable in them.

Dree Hemingway

GirlFeelComfortableMorePants

I can't function if I don't have tea. I don't know whether it's psychological or a real necessity, but I just need it.

Deirdre O'Kane

TeaKnowNeedRealNecessityJust

There's never going to be a new Beatles because we don't consume things in that way anymore.

Brian Fallon

NewWayNeverThingsGoingBeatles

It is folly to punish your neighbor by fire when you live next door.

Publilius Syrus

LiveFireDoorYouNeighborNext

There are some things that I like, like education, wine, and I'd like to be a good cook, although I'm a pretty good eater now.

Rick Wagoner

EducationGoodWineNowPrettyCook

When CD technology first came out, it was just so much waste.

Rick Danko

TechnologyFirstOutWasteJustCD

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