Amy Sedaris Quotes

I hate playing pretty or sane people. Most people are not attractive or all there.

Amy Sedaris

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HatePeoplePrettyPlayingSane

I could never understand why they did that to Barry Sanders in Detroit. I know that's one of the reasons why he retired, because they took him out on third down and let someone else catch the ball. I thought they must be out of their mind because Barry is such a threat.

Jim Brown

MindThoughtSomeoneDownKnowWhy

Life's a fight. It's a good fight of faith.

Joel Osteen

LifeGoodFaithFight

Traveling to Russia and Germany and being able to see the world at a young age was really cool for me, and I really liked that.

Mia Wasikowska

AgeMeCoolWorldYoungSee

Students rarely disappoint teachers who assure them in advance that they are doomed to failure.

Sidney Hook

FailureTeacherTeachersStudents

These days it seems that every big, new, heavily promoted children's book is rather like the ghost of poor old Jacob Marley. Each one comes trailing a long, clanking chain of references - in the form of overexcited press releases and slightly hysterical jacket blurbs - to bestsellers of a supposedly similar nature.

Tony Bradman

NatureChildrenBookLongNewPoor

Poetry is one of the few nasty childhood habits I've managed to grow out of.

Tom Holt

ChildhoodPoetryGrowOutNastyFew

Here is a secret that no one has told you: Real life is junior high.

Tom Brokaw

LifeYouSecretRealHighReal Life

The supreme good of life is vitality. And vitality is always seeping away.

Roberto Unger

LifeGoodAlwaysAwayVitality

I don't care what your religion is, as long as it doesn't chastise anybody that's not part of it.

Jon Gries

ReligionCareLongYourAnybody

Besides commercial benefits to the oil companies, equity oil abroad also provides national energy security.

Dinsha Patel

EnergySecurityOilEquityBenefits

I went to school on Senior Skip Day.

Derek Jeter

DaySchoolSeniorSkip

If you think about Protestant and Catholic or Shiite and Sunni, they are basically the same thing... one eats with their left hand, the other eats with their right hand.

Conor Oberst

ThinkYouHandRightSameLeft

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