Amy Schumer Quotes

It's not hard for me to be funny. But it's really hard. I don't think a lot of people are funny. I meet a lot of people, and most of them aren't funny.

Amy Schumer

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FunnyPeopleMeThinkMeetHard

I remember once acting really cool on a bus with this girl named Stephanie. When I got home, I realized that I had a really big zit on my forehead. If you have acne problems, you really shouldn't be acting like Don Juan.

John Cusack

HomeGirlCoolProblemsRemember

Yes, for my undergrad I majored in Criminal Justice and minored in Political Science and English.

Matthew McGrory

ScienceJusticePoliticalYes

Now I feel I have an unspoken deal with the paparazzi: 'I won't do anything publicly interesting if you agree not to follow me.'

Matt Damon

MeFeelInterestingYouNowFollow

I ran because somebody had to do it first. In this country, everybody is supposed to be able to run for president, but that has never really been true.

Shirley Chisholm

CountryRunTrueNeverFirstBeen

If there's another iPhone that's better, that's sad for my old iPhone. But it means we get to use a better one.

Roger Ver

SadBetterOldiPhoneGetMeans

Amidst all the internal and external babble we experience daily, it's hard to find one's foundation.

Julia Holter

DailyExperienceFoundationFind

Just the fact that that Europe album 'The Final Countdown' came out in 1986 and 'Rad' came out in 1986... I'm starting to think that maybe 1986 is my favorite year, of all time!

Jorma Taccone

TimeThinkYearStartingEuropeOut

Assuming if there's such a thing as reality, if you have a false relationship with it, how can you do anything but fail?

Jordan Peterson

RelationshipRealityYouAnything

I'm trying to be the coach. My actors are my players. They're doing things that I'm too cowardly to do myself.

Derek Cianfrance

MyselfDoingTryingCoachThings

I don't really like to put stuff in a box as far as genre-specific.

Chord Overstreet

BoxFarLikeStuffReallyPut

I am good at down grading - I have found I can live the same lifestyle in a two-bedroom apartment as in a five-bedroom house.

Britt Ekland

GoodLiveI AmHouseDownI Can

My father was sleepless most of his life. So by the age of five, I was awake with him all night long, watching bad television or we'd lie in the same bed, and I'd read my comic books while he read his latest spy or mystery novel.

Sherman Alexie

LifeFatherAgeLieNightMystery

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