Amy Schumer Quotes

I just say what I think is the funniest thing I could say. I'm not trying to make headlines. I'm just trying to say the stuff that I think is funny and will make people laugh.

Amy Schumer

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Business is a sprint until you find an opportunity, then it's the patience of a marathon runner.

Robert Herjavec

PatienceBusinessOpportunityYou

Warner Bros. has talked about going out with low-cost DVDs simultaneously in China because piracy is so huge there. It will be a while before bigger movies go out in all formats; in five years, everything will.

Steven Soderbergh

GoMoviesWillEverythingOutChina

Physical activity - even if you don't lose an ounce, you'll live longer, feel healthier and be less likely to get cancer, heart disease, stroke and arthritis. It's the closest thing we have to a wonder drug.

Tom Frieden

LiveHeartFeelYouLoseWonder

When you are new to the business, you think if you give a really bad performance, that's one they will print. You will be judged. You just have to be brave.

Robbie Coltrane

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Apple has beautiful design, beautiful product, incredibly functional. But mostly, it's about picking product, getting behind it, marketing it, and introducing it to a customer. What they've done just inspires me.

Mickey Drexler

BeautifulMeDesignCustomerApple

The whole thing about making films in an organic film on location is that it's not all about characters, relationships and themes, it's also about place and the poetry of place. It's about the spirit of what you find, the accidents of what you stumble across.

Mike Leigh

PoetryYouFindPlaceRelationships

Writers seem mesmerized by the state - the temporal entity. The word 'perestroika' is impressed somehow on our minds. But that is not the duty of a writer.

Joseph Brodsky

DutyMindsSeemWriterWordState

The true revolutionary is guided by a great feeling of love. It is impossible to think of a genuine revolutionary lacking this quality.

Che Guevara

LoveGreatQualityImpossibleThink

I still cherish relationships that I made early on as much as anything in my life.

Brad Paisley

LifeMy LifeEarlyRelationships

It used to be that people would watch TV shows because they knew the characters would stay the same. Whether it's Archie Bunker or it's Thomas Magnum you watch it because it's like, 'I'm comfortable, this is the same guy.'

Bryan Cranston

PeopleYouComfortableSameGuy

When I was a child I had something called Perthes' Disease which meant I was on crutches, so I was bullied at school and all that sort of stuff.

Antony Beevor

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Many people believe that introversion is about being antisocial, and that's really a misperception. Because actually it's just that introverts are differently social. So they would prefer to have a glass of wine with a close friend as opposed to going to a loud party full of strangers.

Susan Cain

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