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Amy Schumer Quotes

I've always been really dark, and drawn to darker humor. Nothing has been forced, and I don't say anything for shock value.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: June 1, 1981

Topics

Humor Value Dark Say Nothing Always

I came to political consciousness with John F. Kennedy's magnificent 1961 Inaugural Address. It seemed the start of something fresh and exciting, and it was.

Start Political Fresh Consciousness

When I started out, nobody gave me scripts, so I had to write.

Me Nobody Write Out Started Gave

I quit smoking the day I found out I was pregnant, which was nine years ago. But I'll still smoke in a movie. I have other vices, you know, like potato chips and chardonnay - but not together.

Day Together Smoking You Smoke Know

The historian Linda Colley has analysed how and why George III transformed himself from being a figure of 'perfect hatred' to the father of the country.

Father Perfect Country Why Hatred

You can't negotiate with a zombie. They have only one impulse - that's to eat us or our brains.

Stephen Graham Jones

You Eat Brains Us Only Zombie

God gave us dreams, but he gave us kids to make all those dreams worthwhile. And when I look at all my kids, I say everything that I've ever went through in my life was worthwhile.

Life Dreams God My Life Look Say

We have a world that is searching for answers, that is searching for a way back to spirituality.

World Back Way Searching Answers

There's scary stuff in 'Raiders of the Lost Ark.' There's some really nasty skeletons and dead bodies.

Colin Trevorrow

Lost Dead Scary Nasty Stuff Some

It's sad when you see most of your friends in the business gone, like Tommy Cooper, Frankie Howard, Eric Morecambe, Roy Castle, Les Dawson. They were very dear to me. You no longer have the chance to bump into them at a celebrity do.

Business Sad Me Chance Friends You

If a man dreams that he has committed a sin before which the sun hid his face, it is often safe to conjecture that, in sheer forgetfulness, he wore a red tie, or brown boots with evening dress.

Dreams Man Red Dress Sun Face

Years ago when DNA was going on, I produced a record in Italy but I didn't think I'd do another one.

Think DNA Years Going Italy Record

I had the question asked of me before, 'What do you like better: singing or playing guitar?' If I'm gonna be totally truthful, if that microphone's in my hand, I'm loving it. When the guitar's in my hand, I'm a little nervous, but I'm still loving it.

Me Singing Guitar Better You Loving

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