Amy Schumer Quotes

I think of myself as a fairly attractive girl and always have, thanks to my mom. I was brought into this world thinking I was gorgeous because my mother was extremely devoted to this notion.

Amy Schumer

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MotherGirlMyselfMomWorldThink

I lift weights four times a week, usually run five days a week.

Jimmie Johnson

WeekLiftRunDaysFiveFour

In my first few years of elementary school at the Edison School in Detroit, I did poorly. I remember worrying that I might fail the second grade and be held back.

Robert J. Shiller

SchoolRememberBackDetroitFirst

We love to race in the sand dunes in Glamis.

Robby Gordon

LoveSandRace

All of my jokes were about not being able to meet anybody. I didn't have any insight into anything - even my own insecurities.

Judd Apatow

MeetMy OwnInsightJokesAnything

The tradition of putting candles on Christmas trees actually began in Germany. The person who came up with the idea is thought to have been Martin Luther, father of the Reformation.

Christopher Buckley

FatherTreesThoughtTraditionUp

One of the things I think about as I've evolved as an architect is, 'Where do the poetic impulses come from?'

Antoine Predock

ThinkThingsWhereComeArchitect

No one can pretend to say that a fish is ever killed by heat, for many kinds of fish, in the middle of summer, and in the burning heat of the sun, do either play, as it were, on the surface of the water, or hide themselves under the leaves, weeds, or other substances at the bottom.

Antonie van Leeuwenhoek

WaterSunFishHideSummerPlay

A lot of young people have all these aspirations but many of them don't believe they're possible.

Tinie Tempah

PeopleBelieveYoungPossibleMany

It was always kind of sad when your favorite punk rockers, like Jello Biafra or someone, would say they hate something you like. It was, 'Oh, I thought we were on the same page.'

Richard Linklater

SadHateThoughtSomeoneYouKind

The only folk I can judge are people like Woody Allen who I think is a genius, largely because I think he has beaten the system. He has his own company, and his films are all his own ideas. It's his direction, and so it comes out the way he imagined it.

Nigel Kneale

PeopleIdeasDirectionThinkJudge

Tibetan Buddhism had an enormous impact on me.

Richard Gere

MeImpactHadBuddhismTibetan

My mother-in-law's from Norway, and she's always liked old-school remedies.

Lindsey Vonn

Mother-In-LawSheAlwaysRemedies

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