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Johnny Carson Quotes

If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: October 23, 1925 - January 23, 2005

Topics

Life Alive Dead Fair Would Elvis

And usually the studios they don't want you to have credit for your movies because they want to take credit for the movies because if you get credit for your movies they've got to pay you more.

Jerry Bruckheimer

Credit You Want Movies More Pay

We need to keep investing in economic and homeland security. We need to bank on the right kind of economic development. We need to embrace opportunities, but with the right kind of safeguards.

Opportunities Security Kind Embrace

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks.

Nature Wisdom Walk More Far He

I'm not going to say I was opposed to the Vietnam War. I'm going to say I'm opposed to war. But I'm also opposed to protests that deny other people their rights.

War People Say Vietnam War Rights

I love performance, but I'm quite happy making videos as well, and I'm inordinately happy writing songs.

Love Happy Writing Performance Well

Though sleep is called our best friend, it is a friend who often keeps us waiting!

Friend Best Sleep Waiting Us Who

If you work hard and there's not a good atmosphere, the work doesn't mean a thing.

Work Good Work Hard You Mean Hard

Every time I drive into Rio from the airport, I see the city for the first time and think how strange it is.

Time City Drive Think Airport See

The Thought Police: To censor and protect.

Police Thought Protect Censor

I have a fireplace in my kitchen that I light every night, no matter what.

Light Night Kitchen Fireplace Matter

I've seen guys on the street who look the part of a rock star just as much as any rock star. If you feel it and you believe it, then you can get away with it. Rock on!

Believe Feel Rock Star You Look Get

I've always been fascinated by the Chinese. This goes a long way back to my childhood. The Chinese invented money, movable type, clocks, and built the largest ships in the history of the world.

Thomas Steinbeck

History Money Childhood World Long

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