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Johnny Carson Quotes

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: October 23, 1925 - January 23, 2005

Topics

Happiness Hurt You Hand Him Dentist

I don't remember most of the '60s and '70s.

Jerry Della Femina

I'm not a dirty fighter. Everybody knows that.

Dirty Fighter Knows Everybody

I've been asked over the years to compile a list of desert-island discs. I couldn't do that. If I was trapped on a desert island, I don't think I'd want 10 songs to bring with me.

Me Desert Think Want Island Trapped

We did a show called The Orphan Train, during the depression, when families didn't have enough money to support their children, they'd put them on the train and hope someone would pick them up who had enough money to support their children.

Hope Children Depression Money Train

Some women flirt more with what they say, and some with what they do.

Women Dating Say More They Say Some

We shouldn't persuade people that we can simply conjure up the sun and the moon: at the most, we can deliver a telescope.

Jean-Claude Juncker

Sun People Moon Up Persuade Deliver

My first job was as a sandwich artist at Subway.

Job Artist First Sandwich Subway

I'm really passionate about things I enjoy, and I like to be out there doing things, and learning and challenging myself. So it's just more fun that way, just to get out and try and do and learn and meet people and try to do something new.

Learning Myself Fun People Learn

In England we are sort of very awkward.

Awkward England Very Sort

Feminism is for all women and girls, not a privileged few or one ethnicity, religion, age, sexual preference, ability, region or hemisphere.

Women Age Religion Ability Feminism

If you suppress grief too much, it can well redouble.

Grief Sympathy You Too Much Well

I coached the Bucs with a Florida State quarterback named Brad Johnson. Things worked out all right.

Right Florida Out Things Quarterback

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