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Johnny Carson Quotes

Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: October 23, 1925 - January 23, 2005

Topics

Marriage Live Men Die More Single

My symphonies would have reached Opus 100 if I had but written them down... Sometimes I am so full of music, and so overflowing with melody, that I find it simply impossible to write down anything.

Robert Schumann

Music I Am Impossible Find Down

So many of my friends are actors, and so many of them are great, and they're losing jobs to people who have never been in plays before; I understand that sometimes I'm part of the problem. But I'm trying to figure out how to balance it.

Anna D. Shapiro

Great Balance Losing People Problem

I write in public libraries and sometimes coffee shops. I can't write at home and gave up trying long ago. I need activity around me that I'm forced to block out. It helps me focus.

Stephen McCauley

Home Coffee Focus Me Trying Long

I just want to be humble at all times.

Humble Want Be Humble Just Times

Women always want to be what they're not: If you're the pretty girl, you want to be the quirky girl. If you're the smart girl, you want to be the pretty girl.

Jordana Brewster

Women Girl Smart You Want Quirky

True art tries not to attract attention in order to be noticed.

Art Attention True Order Attract

A drummer is usually like the backbone.

Brody Armstrong

Drummer Backbone Like

You can talk about teamwork on a baseball team, but I'll tell you, it takes teamwork when you have 2,900 men stationed on the U.S.S. Alabama in the South Pacific.

Men Teamwork Baseball Team You Talk

It doesn't matter if you're famous or infamous. All that matters is you're a celebrity.

Famous You Matter Celebrity Matters

Billing and cooing to me is worse to witness an execution.

William Hamilton Maxwell

Me Execution Worse Witness Billing

The more I draw and write, the more I realise that accidents are a necessary part of any creative act, much more so than logic or wisdom. Sometimes a mistake is the only way of arriving at an original concept, and the history of successful inventions is full of mishaps, serendipity and unintended results.

Wisdom History Creative Mistake Way

I am a zombie fan, but all of the zombie stories I've enjoyed started when the dead rose and ended three days later with everybody looking exhausted. I was thinking, 'What happens in 20 years?'

I Am Rose Looking Thinking Three

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