Michael Ian Black Quotes

Whenever anyone asks me if I'm from a TV show, I say yes - no matter whether I've ever been on it. It just makes the conversation that much easier.

Michael Ian Black

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People think I'm against critics because they are negative to my work. That's not what bothers me. What bothers me is they didn't see the work. I have seen critics print stuff about stuff I cut out of the film before we ran it. So don't tell me about critics.

Jerry Lewis

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I had a black belt in Shotokan as a kid.

Joel Edgerton

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I remember watching 'Quantum Leap' when I was a kid with my family, so I think that's fun and nostalgic.

Matt Lanter

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In a marriage, every fight is the same fight, over and over again, in different forms.

Jeff Bridges

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For me, comedy starts as a spew, a kind of explosion, and then you sculpt it from there, if at all. It comes out of a deeper, darker side. Maybe it comes from anger, because I'm outraged by cruel absurdities, the hypocrisy that exists everywhere, even within yourself, where it's hardest to see.

Robin Williams

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I'm not perfect; I've never professed to be, and I don't want to be. How much fun is that?

Michael Strahan

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I wake up every day inspiring myself, because God gave me life.

DJ Khaled

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Even as a teenager, I felt that for whatever reason that we were living very close to the end of human history. And now at my age I believe that with almost an increasing certainty.

Anne Graham Lotz

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Goa isn't just about tourism and happy faces.

Ali Fazal

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I absorbed as many Impressionist paintings as I could, in Parisian museums and in many museums in the United States and in books, looking for clues to architecture, clothing, settings.

Susan Vreeland

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We have a zero tolerance policy here at Bellator when it relates to any form of domestic violence.

Scott Coker

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I can't stand going to those sandwich bars where you've got to choose your own stuff, because I don't know what goes together. It does my head in. I'd rather them tell me. I'm not the expert. I haven't spent years learning these different combinations.

Rhys Darby

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