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Michael Ian Black Quotes

If you get an idea, you might as well stick with it until somebody calls you on it.

Michael Ian Black

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: August 12, 1971

Topics

You Stick Well Get Idea Somebody

I don't know if I should say this, but I feel more like a singer than an artist.

Feel Artist Know Say More Singer

The thing I thought about doing it was it's Comic Relief and you've got to be funny. So although I did try to sing properly it obviously has hilarious results when you can't sing.

Funny Thought Doing You Results Try

I love scary movies! My two favorites are pretty neck and neck: 'The Orphanage' and 'The Strangers.'

Jessica Parker Kennedy

Love Strangers Movies Two Scary

The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself a fool.

Fool Man Wise Think Wise Man Knows

Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives.

Children Ignorance Talent Endure

I'm of the school of thought where if you can't sort something out for yourself then no one can help you.

Yourself School Thought Help You

I love to be in my bathroom with my candles lit, morning, noon and night. I like taking hot baths and hot showers, using my body scrubs and lotions.

Love Morning Night Body Bathroom

We have too many politicians who are poll-driven to excess. Polls are important. You've got to know what the public is thinking, but you can't let them drive you completely.

Drive Thinking You Know Important

Watch out for the joy-stealers: gossip, criticism, complaining, faultfinding, and a negative, judgmental attitude.

Attitude Negative Criticism Gossip

I want my readers to feel, to think, sometimes to laugh. But most of all I want them to enjoy a good read.

Good Think Feel Laugh Enjoy Want

When a person is in fashion, all they do is right.

Philip Stanhope, 4th Earl of Chesterfield

Fashion Person Right

I don't need to tell myself that I'm black or that I'm proud of being black. I just am, and it just doesn't matter.

Myself Proud Black Matter Need Tell

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