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Jeff Foxworthy Quotes

Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been givin' me lately.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: September 6, 1958

Topics

Wife Me Looks Now True She

Meeting people who want to start a charity, help out their families, or raise money for a good cause has been really fun.

Good Money Fun People Start Charity

I know that if odour were visible, as colour is, I'd see the summer garden in rainbow clouds.

Gardening Rainbow Clouds Garden Know

Ford Maddox Ford's 'The Good Soldier' is my favourite novel. I first read it in the 1950s and have read it about 20 times since. It's possibly the best-constructed book in the English language.

Good Book Language English Language

Hollywood versions of watershed moments in American history are generally high-minded shlock. 'JFK,' 'The People vs. Larry Flynt,' even 'Lincoln': all of these boast excellent performances in scripts that are ultimately very conventional, even conservative.

History People American Moments Even

Humor is the only way to tell a story. Especially the dark ones.

Humor Story Dark Way Tell Only

I'd rather be a Jack-of-all-trades than master of one. If I became an icon, where my whole life was music, I would probably have become a vegetable. I wouldn't be able to have all these talents I have today and be an interesting 'character.'

Life Music Character Today Become

What you don't see is scarier than what you do. Categorization is always kind of arbitrary, but people have called 'Preservation' a 'psychological thriller.' To me, psychological thriller basically means 'a horror movie without the blood.'

Christopher Denham

People Me You Blood Kind Horror

You not supposed to feel down over whatever happen to you. I mean, you're supposed to use whatever happen to you as some type of upper, not a downer.

Feel You Down Mean Over Whatever

I don't get rattled about the big things. I get rattled when I have to pick up my laundry, get gas in the car, pick up a script.

Sherry Stringfield

Car Laundry Up Things Big Get

A wise man turns chance into good fortune.

Good Man Wise Chance Wise Man Turns

It's so odd because I don't even know if I'm cut out for it, but being a movie star guy, I sort of end up gravitating toward the Coen brothers. That's one of the reasons my wife and I moved to L.A.: that however much of a pipe dream that would be, I moved to L.A. because I'd love to work with the Coen brothers.

Work Love Wife End Dream Know

So for me, anything that has to do with animals, and I'm a happy camper.

Happy Me Animals Anything Camper

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