Jeff Foxworthy Quotes

For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We stayed with my in-laws, which on life's list of experiences ranks right below sitting in a tub full of scissors.

Jeff Foxworthy

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LifeFamilyTimeRoadSittingRight

There are many ways you can make money. Certain ways will make you happy, certain other ways will make other people happy. But if you go in because there's money in there, you're bound to fail, bound to fail!

Joan Chen

MoneyHappyPeopleYouGoWill

Barry White, Smokey Robinson and Curtis Mayfield are big influences for me. But I'm also a metal head. I was in a bunch of punk rock bands. The Bee Gees, hip-hop and the Beach Boys are just as much of an influence on me as Smokey.

Mayer Hawthorne

BeachMeInfluenceBeeWhiteRock

I'm cooking 42 years, and I didn't know bananas are good for my brain.

Jean-Georges Vongerichten

GoodCookingBrainKnowYears

My Ph.D. is in operations research. I was interested in making things work better and using mathematics to help do that. So operations research is what I studied as an undergraduate and graduate student.

Alvin E. Roth

WorkMathematicsResearchBetter

I might retire when acting becomes too hard on me physically, but I don't want to give up easily. I really want to have a long-term acting career.

Song Joong-ki

MeCareerActingWantHardRetire

You'd be a fool or a deluded idealist to think ethics would be prominent on Wall Street. That is not a statement against people in the money business, just a fact.

Steven Levitt

BusinessMoneyFoolEthicsPeople

Extremely religious, legalistic people have a criticism or judgment about everyone and everything. They just have a way of bringing people down with what they say.

Joyce Meyer

PeopleCriticismDownSayWayJust

To me, a wise and humane policy is occasionally to let inflation rise even when inflation is running above target.

Janet Yellen

WiseMeRiseTargetPolicyAbove

I always wanted to be an artist, whatever that was, like other chicks want to be stewardesses. I read. I painted. I thought.

Janis Joplin

ThoughtArtistWantAlwaysWhatever

In 'Cavalry,' I had one scene where I was playing a pretty awful character.

Domhnall Gleeson

CharacterPrettyPlayingWhereAwful

The day Trump got elected, I got off social media.

Chris Zylka

DaySocial MediaMediaSocialOff

As a director, or just a film fan who wants to enjoy the festival, Cannes is the worst place to be. But it must be a paradise for distributors and importers.

Bong Joon-ho

EnjoyPlaceParadiseWorstDirector

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