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Jeff Dunham Quotes

Math? Forget about it. If I add four plus eight plus six, I have to count on my fingers. I guess I'm hooked up differently.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: entertainer
Nationality: american
Birth: April 18, 1962

Topics

Forget Up Count Fingers Four Eight

I was actually accepted into medical school in Italy. But then I wanted to come back and learn medicine in Germany. And while waiting, I decided to join a business school. I figured it would be useful for doctors to know some business as well!

Business Medical School Waiting Back

Americans are shy about the body.

Ana Beatriz Barros

We get so caught up in winning all the time, but it's also even more important to be a good person, so that's what I learned.

Good Time Winning Good Person Person

Marriage is one of the most sacred human institutions. I asked our Senators, as many South Dakotans have done, to protect marriage as a union between a man and a woman.

Marriage Woman Man Done Protect

I do not think any religion encourages intolerance. Intolerance is the biggest mental defilement, and every religion tries to remove this defilement. So we must understand that whenever there is intolerance, this comes from an irreligious mind. It is not created by religion, and it is not in the mind of the religious person.

Religion Mind Think Person Mental

People don't call them horror movies, but Hitchcock, for me, is my favorite storyteller. He was really exploring dark themes, and I don't know what category you put his movies in. Thriller? Horror? Some of them go in either one.

People Me You Dark Know Movies

I'm a New Yorker; my oven is used for storage.

Cheyenne Jackson

New Storage Used Oven Yorker

My instincts are conservative, but my inclinations are also libertarian.

Christopher Buckley

Conservative Libertarian Instincts

I was born with a heart murmur. When I was 21, the stress of the career and traveling - the lack of sleep and just not eating right - had taken its toll. Our schedules had been pretty crazy for about three years, and there was no rest at all. So in order to continue on and, you know, have a life, I had to fix it.

Life Heart Stress Sleep Crazy Rest

I'm getting a lot of uninteresting romantic lead guys that look good and fall in love sort of garbage.

Bobby Cannavale

Love Good Romantic Fall Look Lead

I always think it's kind of fun to get to the airport early, check in, and then go and have a meal before getting on the plane.

Fun Think Early Go Kind Airport

'Ragtime' was the most magical show that I've done. I had an incredible experience with that, with the show itself, with the cast, with the audience. The response to that show - my God, it really blew me away, the reactions to that show, the way it changed their lives and altered their thinking, their own self-discovery.

Brian Stokes Mitchell

God Experience Me Thinking Done Way

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