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Jeff Dunham Quotes

I'm a pretty good ventriloquist, but it's the entertainment value and the laughs that keep people sitting there and wanting more.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: entertainer
Nationality: american
Birth: April 18, 1962

Topics

Good Value People Sitting More Keep

When I was a child, it was my dream to be a professional footballer. When I was 14 I visited Milan's San Siro stadium and remember thinking how unbelievable it was. From then onwards I vowed that one day I would be playing there - and I am very proud that I achieved this and also for everything else I have managed to achieve in football.

Andriy Shevchenko

Day Football I Am Child Proud Dream

I find any sort of acting that doesn't have any humor in it is mind-numbingly boring.

Humor Find Acting Boring Sort Any

Any gay man in America redeals a deck at some point.

Andrew Sean Greer

Man America Gay Point Some Deck

Apart from earning an awful lot of money, why would you go to Hollywood?

Matthew Macfadyen

Money You Go Hollywood Why Earning

I believe in artists. I'm an advocate for artists.

Angela Robinson

Believe I Believe I Believe In

I'm not the guy who bursts into the room. I'm the most insecure person you'll meet if you get to know me.

Me You Person Know Meet Room

There are a lot of people out there who lie about their age and I think it does us all a disservice. It can't all be over when you hit 30. That would be rubbish.

Sophie Ellis-Bextor

Age Lie People Think You Over

While writing 'The Orientalist,' I played a soundtrack that alternated between ragtime and Azeri mugams, Russian operas and German and Italian pop songs from the 1920s and 30s. When I finally finished, I gorged on all my music from the 1960s, 70s, and 80s.

Music Writing 1920s Pop Finished

I don't have a copy of my books, and the degree to which I never read them is profound. I never look.

Look Copy Never Profound Degree

I plan on getting my Ph.D. from the city of Stockton.

City Plan Getting

Not until somebody turns round and says, 'Art, how do you fancy playing Charles Dickens? How do you fancy playing Prince Charles in this biopic?' Until those movements come, then no, we haven't got past anything.

Art Past You Fancy Anything Playing

I am not a visual innovator.

I Am Visual Am Innovator

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