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Jeff Dunham Quotes

My goal in any show is to make people laugh. That's the No. 1 thing. Everything else pales in comparison to that.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: entertainer
Nationality: american
Birth: April 18, 1962

Topics

People Laugh Goal Everything Show

Measures of policy are necessarily controlled by circumstances; and, consequently, what may be wise and expedient under certain circumstances might be eminently unwise and impolitic under different circumstances. To persist in acting in the same way under circumstances essentially different would be folly and obstinacy, and not consistency.

John C. Calhoun

Wise Consistency Acting Circumstances

I don't consider 41 being in prime of life. Even if I conceived a child tomorrow I'd be 52 by the time it was 10. I'm not sure I'd have the energy, and I find that quite scary.

Life Time Child Tomorrow Energy

I have been all over the world. I have met some wonderful people, lots of them very simple, whom nobody will ever hear about, but who have been fabulous to me.

Maureen Forrester

Simple People Me World Nobody Will

Do you think it's a good idea to be sarcastic about slavery?

Good Slavery Think You Sarcastic

I've learned some exciting things - mostly, that people really want to help each other; and that, if you can lay out a vision for them - and that vision is sincere and genuine - they'll get interested.

Vision People Help You Want Genuine

I think the actual art of expressing yourself is a very important part of being human. And an important part of being a performer is understanding what it's like to create yourself.

Art Yourself Think Understanding

Because a lot of people are hurting economically and being shafted by the very wealthy, it's been possible here in the United States of America to organize them and persuade them that to elect a nincompoop like Donald Trump is actually in their best interest. When clearly it isn't.

Best People America Possible Clearly

I wish every American had an opportunity to sit down, to go to a base, to meet with families, to meet with service members, to sit down with our veterans - because we would think differently about our challenges as individuals.

Opportunity Service Challenges Think

I'm a simple cook, and there's a lot I don't eat. But food is important. It translates so easily into pleasure.

Food Simple Important Eat Pleasure

If we don't make earnest moves toward real solutions, then each day we move one day closer to revolution and anarchy in this country. This is the sad, and yet potentially joyous, state of America.

Louis Farrakhan

Sad Day Revolution America Country

I'm not a typical public school boy.

School Boy Public School Public

I'm very 'spur of the moment'. I'm always trying to think of fun things to do to create a memory.

Moment Fun Memory Think Trying Very

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