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Jeff Dunham Quotes

I try to make the majority of my audience laugh. That's my audience. They'll laugh at the dead terrorist.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: entertainer
Nationality: american
Birth: April 18, 1962

Topics

Laugh Try Dead Audience Majority

I tend to read mostly 20th-century fiction, 20th-, 21st-century fiction in Italian.

Fiction Read Italian Tend Mostly

I was a host and a busboy and a barback.

The whole of ancient astrology owed its origin to conversation with the cosmic intelligences. But by the time of the first centuries after the rise of Christianity, ancient astrology - that is to say, conversation with cosmic intelligences - was a thing of the past.

Time Past Conversation Rise Say

I think you've got good people and bad people in everything you do. If you start making a big deal of it, then it's a problem. It's like in life. We've got bad doctors and lawyers. We've got bad priests! We don't target every priest and say he's bad. You have to go to church and you have to go see some doctors. Some people have to be good.

Life Good People Start Think Church

Man is a great blunderer going about in the woods, and there is no other except the bear makes so much noise.

Mary Hunter Austin

Great Man Woods Bear Noise Going

Jests that give pains are no jests.

Miguel de Cervantes

Love is often the fruit of marriage.

Love Marriage Love Is Fruit Often

If the United States were to cut and run from Iraq, we would send a message of weakness that would embolden our terrorist enemies across the globe. A failed Iraq would destabilize the entire region and undermine U.S. national security for decades to come.

Weakness Security Run Enemies Cut

The difference between kitties and humans is that we are aware of our mortal condition, and the burden of consciousness is to evoke and embody and explore the coordinates of our condition.

Burden Explore Difference Aware Our

I came from a different world from other designers because I already had such a strong fan base that was interested in fashion. You have to give the little divas something.

Christian Siriano

World Fashion Strong You Little Fan

I do oppose repealing Obamacare, because it's working for growing numbers of previously uninsured Americans.

Numbers Growing Because Working

Everybody has ideas. The vital question is, what do you do with them? My rock musician sons shape their ideas into music. My sister takes her ideas and fashions them into poems. My brother uses his ideas to help him understand science. I take my ideas and turn them into stories.

Music Science Brother Ideas Sister

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