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Jeff Dunham Quotes

There's some sort of unspoken license... when outlandish things come out of an inanimate object, somehow it equals humor.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: entertainer
Nationality: american
Birth: April 18, 1962

Topics

Humor Out Things Come License Some

Many good qualities are not sufficient to balance a single want - the want of money.

Johann Georg Zimmermann

Good Money Balance Want Single Many

People think of fortune cookies as being Chinese, but in essence, they are fundamentally American.

People Think American Cookies Being

Charles Dickens left us fifteen novels, and in an ideal world, everyone would read all of them.

Robert Gottlieb

World Everyone Left Us Would Ideal

The society which scorns excellence in plumbing as a humble activity and tolerates shoddiness in philosophy because it is an exalted activity will have neither good plumbing nor good philosophy: neither its pipes nor its theories will hold water.

John W. Gardner

Good Humble Water Excellence Society

I have to continue to grow and take it to another level so the next generation has something to follow.

Trombone Shorty

Generation Grow Follow Something

I think gas prices are a conspiracy.

Think Conspiracy Gas I Think Prices

I don't know if every player in the Premier League feels hurt when they lose a game. The right sort is very important. I was naive in thinking that everyone was like me.

Me Game Thinking Hurt Lose Know

Look, nobody is ever exactly the same as anybody else. You're handed the cards you are for a particular reason, so you follow that path and see where it takes you.

Path You Look Cards Nobody Follow

I felt that in time simple stone tools would be found in early Pleistocene in England.

Time Simple Tools Stone Early Would

I thoroughly enjoyed working on 'Immortals.'

Working Enjoyed Thoroughly

The fact of the matter is, this country is not going to deport 11 million undocumented immigrants. What are we supposed to do with them? What are we supposed to do with these kids?

Jose Antonio Vargas

Immigrants Country Matter Going Kids

We need peace and stability in the Asia-Pacific region. It is important to have political and security stability to build up our economic growth.

Growth Peace Political Security Need

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