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Jeff Dunham Quotes

I think maybe one reason why ventriloquists are looked down on is because it's very difficult to be funny. I think what happens is that people get a dummy, they learn the technique of ventriloquism, they memorize the script, they think they're in show business.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: entertainer
Nationality: american
Birth: April 18, 1962

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Funny Business People Think Learn

If you wake up whenever you want, and you slept for 10 hours, and you're lazy getting out of bed, then I believe that affects your whole life in a negative way.

Life Wake Up Believe Negative You

I'm very proud of what my parents achieved and what they stood for. They didn't have much, but in many ways they were richer than most.

Parents Proud Most Than Much Many

I'm singing what I want to sing based on the emotion of what that day feels like. That's what comes out of my mouth and guitar. That impacts people. They know anything can happen.

Day People Singing Guitar Mouth Out

I feel strikingly domestic. We're in our own world with two busses and trucks.

World Feel Two Own I Feel Our

I think a lot of politicians, rightfully so, understand that their political futures are tied to how many times people see their names in print. The press is so accustomed to politicians wanting those things, it's a surprise when somebody's like, 'Whatever, I'm not really worried about those things.'

People Think Surprise Political See

It's pretty easy to make a film in China. A few years ago I just walked into the office and let them know I wanted to make a movie called 'Red Cliff' and they were so excited. They said, 'Let's do it!' It's that simple.

Simple Red Easy Know Said Office

There's a lot going on in country music, with indie-label hipsters and underground bloggers arguing their interpretations of what country is, and pop-country stars defending themselves. That deserves to be poked fun at.

Sturgill Simpson

Stars Music Fun Country Going

My dad sacrificed his relationship with me so I'd be stronger for it. But I could never do it to my kids - I like to have a happy relationship with them.

Relationship Happy Me Stronger Never

In my opinion, WWE, to me, is the top of the food chain. So I'm concerned with being at the top of that food chain, which is the top, top of the food chain.

Food Me Opinion Top Being WWE

Our food is safer and our diets are more diverse than ever before; production methods are becoming increasingly sustainable, clean and efficient; and we are constantly becoming better at protecting biodiversity.

Food Better More Clean Production

'Tis very certain the desire of life prolongs it.

Life Death Desire Very Certain Tis

It's always interesting when people don't know who you are.

People Interesting You Know Always

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