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Jeff Dunham Quotes

I think all the garbage in the world is thanks to a very small handful of idiots.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: entertainer
Nationality: american
Birth: April 18, 1962

Topics

World Small Think Garbage Idiots

Never, since the fall of communism, has it been so abundantly clear that an ethos exists, which is loath to accept the freedoms and prosperity we hold sacred in this nation.

Communism Fall Prosperity Accept

I think it's great to grow up in a small town because you're just dying to break loose.

Great Small Think Grow You Dying

Doolittle was a major influence on the Seattle grunge scene, which emerged in the early 1990s.

Influence Early Seattle Grunge Scene

Culinary tradition is not always based on fact. Sometimes it's based on history, on habits that come out of a time when kitchens were fueled by charcoal.

History Time Tradition Sometimes Out

I don't like the way young people write and talk about the old. I don't like their attitude, which, if they weren't young and therefore bright and vibrant, would be called outdated.

Attitude People Young Way Talk Old

My guilty pleasure is elastic-waisted pants. And reruns of shows I've already seen 400 times on TV.

Guilty Pants Pleasure Seen TV Shows

You don't have to show people how successful you are.

People You Successful Show How

You're obviously conscious of being brash or big-headed but I always knew I was going to be a footballer when I was seven or eight. I didn't just think I wanted to be one, I knew I was going to be one. Nothing ever surprised me really.

Me Think You Nothing Always Going

I play golf - even though I'm awful at it.

Golf Play Awful Even Though

Unavoidable circumstances prevent me from giving you ample written instructions. Such however as may be deemed necessary will be prepared and sent to you at the City of Washington in a very few days.

City Me Giving You Be Prepared Will

I do have my own personal convictions and values, and I live by those. But as an artist, as a portrait photographer, my job is to tell the truth and to capture someone's spirit on a certain day. And it's never the whole truth; it's the truth I experience in a very intense and intimate fashion.

Live Truth Experience Day Job

There's no one New York. There's multiple New Yorks.

New York New Multiple York

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