Andy Kindler Quotes

The cliche that comics always use is that whatever is happening in the news is 'the gift that keeps on giving.' I always thought that was a bunch of nonsense.

Andy Kindler

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GiftThoughtGivingNewsNonsense

My hair is my protection.

Jessica White

HairProtection

If I go see a band, and they play, like, zero from any of their old albums, I'm very happy about that. I do not want to see the bands of my youth playing the songs of my youth. I hate that.

John Darnielle

HateHappyYouthPlayGoWant

I really don't want to be a hunk.

John Mayer

WantHunkReally

I want to be with people I care about and hang out with my dogs.

Jeffrey Dean Morgan

PeopleCareWantDogsOutHang

Every marriage tends to consist of an aristocrat and a peasant. Of a teacher and a learner.

John Updike

MarriageTeacherPeasantLearner

I used to teach kids when I was younger. When I was about 14 or 15 I started teaching children drama and something that I used to say to them was, 'Don't be afraid.' People would be afraid of forgetting their lines or something.

Stephen Moyer

ChildrenPeopleDramaSayTeach

Progressive rock was happening.

Tony Orlando

RockProgressiveHappening

Retiring had nothing to do with love of the game. Nothing. It had to do with how I felt about myself. I needed the break.

Rolando McClain

LoveMyselfGameNothingBreakHow

A lot of times in life, women want to talk, but men don't want to listen, and if they do want to listen, they turn it back to themselves.

Mike Colter

LifeWomenMenBackWantTalk

If you salt a chicken the day before cooking, it starts to break down the cell structure of the meat and allows it to take on more flavor and actually helps it to stay more moist. Same goes for a steak, a pork chop. A lot of people brine; we preseason.

Michael Symon

DayCookingPeopleYouDownSalt

Solitude vivifies; isolation kills.

Joseph Roux

AloneSolitudeIsolation

Anytime we're interacting with someone, we're judging them, we're sharing expectations, we think they didn't live up to those expectations.

Jonathan Haidt

LiveExpectationsThinkSomeoneUp

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