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Andy Richter Quotes

I'm not that professional.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: October 28, 1966

Topics

Professional

My first flight was in my early 20s, from New York City to Los Angeles, to shoot a Cherry 7-UP commercial.

New York City Early Los Angeles New

Christianity has basically communicated to men that the reason God put you on this Earth is to be a good boy. Mind your manners, be a nice guy. That's soul killing!

Good God Men Soul Mind You

You know, I was a regular on the Friday afternoon drill squad. Um, which... The year after I left school, I went back and thanked the sergeant major because I was so fit.

School Friday Year You Back Know

We should never overestimate an audience's culture, but we should never underestimate their intelligence.

Culture Intelligence Underestimate

I probably would do over the Tom Cruise interview because I've thought of so many things I would have said in hindsight.

Thought Said Cruise Over Interview

When you're learning how to do magic, the first rule is 'never reveal a secret.' In a way, by telling someone I'm a magician, it kind of gives away the best secret of all... How interesting to take the magician out of the equation of a magic show.

Michael Carbonaro

Learning Best Interesting Someone

We simply have never been able to predict what our next challenge will be.

Challenge Will Predict Never Next

If you eliminate our way of life, the American way of life, what is the effect... what are the alternatives?

Life American You Way Effect Our

The only length of life that seems to satisfy the longings of the human heart is life everlasting.

Russell M. Nelson

Life Heart Human Seems Human Heart

Did you know that they introduced the 15 percent flat tax on individual and corporate income in Iraq? Something that some politicians very much wanted to push in the United States without success but in Iraq they do it.

Success Push You Tax Know Without

You would think that, at this point, with records being kept and the vast amount of knowledge on these drugs, the pharmacists could wave off prescriptions that are dangerous to customers.

Knowledge Think Wave You Dangerous

I defend the right of almost everything to be published... because I think that you're better off in trusting the marketplace than allowing other people to make that decision.

Christie Hefner

Decision People Think Better You

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