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Jeff Ross Quotes

My parents, grandparents, aunts and uncles were all funny, and I felt that energy, that delivery, that timing, that sarcasm. All that stuff seeped into my brain.

Jeff Ross

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: September 13, 1965

Topics

Funny Parents Brain Energy Sarcasm

'Wipeout' is a giant obstacle course for adults of all shapes, sizes, and ages. Whoever wins takes home $50,000 and gets to brag to all of their coworkers that they made it out alive!

Jill Wagner

Home Alive Out Coworkers Obstacle

I think I'm less the writer than I'm the written.

John Banville

Think Writer Than I Think Less

I say Democrats should not be afraid to talk about the morality of life, of caring for children who are born. It seems the Republican obsession with being pro-life lasts about nine months. After that, it's each baby for herself.

Jennifer Granholm

Life Children Caring Baby Born Say

I've always been the type of person that has told friends, if they're going through a rough time, I'm always there to talk to.

John Francis Daley

Time Friends Person Talk Always

I think people are very stiff. Money makes people stiff, and we want it, and we have to pay the penalty. I never agreed with stiffness. I think people have an understanding of what their life is. I define success by being a realist and not humiliating people. I'm a revolutionary - but not in the political sense.

John Cassavetes

Life Success Money People Think Pay

For years, my marriage to Prince was mine. The idea of exposing myself to the world... was terrifying.

Mayte Garcia

Marriage Myself World Years Mine

I get very irate with actors when they talk about how distressing it all is. I mean, it's only acting. Please.

Maxine Peake

Acting Talk Mean Get Only How

No one forgets the presence of the camera, no matter how long it's there.

Joshua Oppenheimer

Camera Long Matter Presence How

As disciplined as I am, I'm also a huge hedonist.

Jason Bateman

I Am Am Disciplined Huge Also

In God's family, there are no outsiders, no enemies.

Desmond Tutu

Family God Enemies Outsiders

Aside from the poor example it sets, the federal government enables reckless spending on public-employee pensions by offering hope of assistance from Washington if things get bad enough.

Devin Nunes

Hope Government Enough Bad Poor Get

The idea of going off to an office every day and 'putting on my art hat' doesn't appeal.

Cornelia Parker

Art Day Hat Every Day Office Going