Jeff MacNelly Quotes

Editorial pages all say, 'Well, the other guy has a point, too. It remains to be seen how this will come out. We certainly hope it comes out fine; blah, blah.' Cartoonists don't go that way. Our job is to stick out our tongues, to show a big raspberry to whatever pompous jerk happens to be mouthing off.

Jeff MacNelly

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: cartoonist
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: September 17, 1947 - June 8, 2000

Topics

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I've never had an easy relationship with critics. I hold a lot of homicide in my heart. If this was another time, I'd be packing a piece.

Jim Dine

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I do have to thank my mother for my eyebrows.

Andreja Pejic

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I've done my time in being broke in Indonesia. Eating Goat soup. Australia's a developed country, you've got a lot of taxes, rents are high and its quite difficult to survive as an artist especially when you are just coming up.

Andrew Jack

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You know, when I hear music, I just hear the whole thing.

Meg White

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Obviously the commercial news media tries to get you worked up and terrified so you'll buy products that they're advertising.

Matt Taibbi

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My message to women is it's okay not to toe the party line on every issue. You don't have to be a puppet or a mouthpiece for your party on every issue. You can be an independent thinker; you can take it issue by issue, and that's okay. You shouldn't be told, 'You can't sit with us.'

Tomi Lahren

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I don't have an album cover with me on a broomstick.

Tom Felton

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Kids are the ultimate trump card: a way to get out of co-op board meetings or lunch with a friend you don't want to see or your brother-in-law's set at a comedy club. It's fair to use your kids as an excuse to sidestep what you don't want to do; it's less fair to blame them for not being able to achieve what you do want to do.

Rumaan Alam

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Whether it's by helping us search for health-related information, connecting us with doctors through online portals, or enabling us to store and retrieve our medical records online, the Internet is starting to show the promise it has to transform the way people interact with and improve their own health and wellness.

Dean Ornish

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I didn't go to film school. I had been an actor in movies, I had been in plays, and then I just sort of jumped into it.

Christopher Guest

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When you get up there in years, the fairways get longer and the holes get smaller.

Bobby Locke

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The quality of ownership is not what it was in yesteryear.

Art Modell

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