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Anjelah Johnson Quotes

One of the first jokes I wrote was this nail salon bit that ended up blowing up on YouTube. That's kind of what propelled me into standup.

Anjelah Johnson

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: May 14, 1982

Topics

Me Kind YouTube First Jokes Up

You cannot change your destination overnight, but you can change your direction overnight.

Change Destination Direction You

I have lived in Toledo, Ohio, off and on throughout my entire life, and I have plenty of friends who are union members. Sometimes we agree politically and sometimes not, but it has never kept us from being friends.

Joe Wurzelbacher

Life Friends Sometimes Never Lived

Everything I do, I hope, is that I represent something, and I represent the right things to my children and give them the right sense of what they're capable of and the world as it should be seen.

Hope Children World Right Everything

I have never followed fashion. What is fashion to me? I just think of things that inspire me, that inspire women, and I design that way.

Women Me Fashion Inspire Think Way

Man, I had a good time working on 'Grown Ups 2.' First of all, when I read the script, it is hands-down the funniest script I've ever read. It's laugh-out-loud funny.

Stone Cold Steve Austin

Funny Good Time Man First Working

My girlfriend doesn't think I'm funny at all.

Funny Think Girlfriend

Animals' taste systems are specialized for the niche they occupy in the environment. That includes us. As hunters and foragers of the dry savannah, our earliest forebears evolved a taste for important but scarce nutrients: salt and high-energy fats and sugars. That, in a nutshell, explains the widespread popularity of junk food.

Food Environment Salt Important Us

There've been moments where I just was tired of being in L.A. It was very difficult. I mean, you're constantly rejected. And that's OK, it's just really frustrating for me, because I try to read scripts and projects that have really great, deeper, meaningful qualities to them.

Great Tired Me Moments You Try

I lived the stuff that Jackie Collins writes about.

Janice Dickinson

Lived Stuff About Writes Collins

I did record 'The Chronic' in 1992. The year was not a total loss.

Loss Year Did Record Chronic Total

If the Senate can't perform its most basic responsibilities, I worry about how we're going to make the tough decisions and do the hard work that will be necessary to get our country on a path to fiscal solvency.

Work Hard Work Path Tough Worry

My entire life had been this long, pressured conversation about the family I represented. 'When you walk out the door, you represent us. You have to dress well and make sure your hair is combed.'

Life Family Walk Dress Door Hair

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