Robert Klein Quotes

Comedy is still alive, and there are still funny people. Jews are still overrepresented in comedy and psychiatry and underrepresented in the priesthood. That immigrant Jewish humor is still with us.

Robert Klein

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FunnyHumorPeopleComedyAliveUs

Be curious enough to keep an open mind to what's happening around you in society. You can look at yourself and the world at the same time.

Jochen Zeitz

TimeYourselfCuriousMindWorld

Everything is nicer if you feel you're in love.

Andrea Corr

LoveFeelYouEverythingNicer

When a friend is sick, I see the situation for what it is, not what it isn't, and I offer to help as much as she wants, not as much as I want.

Andrew J. Bernstein

FriendSickHelpSituationWantShe

If the Karmabanque hasn't worked, it's because there isn't yet a critical mass of people who are prepared to fight back and who instead prefer to be victims.

Max Keiser

FightPeopleBackBecauseCritical

I am insecure about tomorrow. Will I get another job? Will it be appreciated? I will pursue acting for as long as I have a face and body that is acceptable to the people, but I still worry that if I don't do better tomorrow, it will all go away.

Amitabh Bachchan

JobI AmTomorrowPeopleFaceWorry

Bad psychoanalysis would say I enjoyed pleasing people, working really hard and pleasing people, which is probably related to my father in some way. But I really liked working hard. When I worked at Disneyland, I'd do 12 hours straight and go home thrilled.

Steve Martin

FatherHomePeopleBadWorking Hard

Swish: A made basket. Swoosh: The Nike logo. Swish-swoosh, swish-swoosh, swish-swoosh: A thousand coaches in nylon tracksuits, walking through hotel lobbies at the Final Four.

Steve Rushin

WalkingHotelThroughFinalNike

I really fixated on any time there was any kind of monster in 'Star Wars,' even to the briefest second. As a kid, it really captivated my imagination.

Travis Beacham

TimeImaginationKindKidMonster

What will happen is the bills will start out the way we like them; in order to move them - we'll probably have to make compromises. That's the way the legislative process works when it's functioning.

Mitch McConnell

StartProcessWillWayHappenOut

I get things in my head every once in a while and decide I must experience them, no matter how ridiculous.

Jonny Lee Miller

ExperienceRidiculousMatterHead

I think I've always had an obsession with collecting, as most people do.

Jonathan Anderson

PeopleThinkAlwaysObsessionMost

I'm a Levi's guy.

Chris Gardner

GuyLevi

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