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John Hodgman Quotes

One can always come up with funny lists and jokes. You know what? I take it back. Not everyone can always come up with funny lists and some jokes. I'm very lucky to have a gift where I can do that pretty ably.

John Hodgman

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: June 3, 1971

Topics

Funny Gift You Back I Can Know

I was 12. Our, teacher made us write an autobiography and I realised that I wasn't very interesting. I began to make things up, and that's when I thought maybe I was a writer, or at least a fiction writer.

John Burnham Schwartz

Teacher Thought Interesting Write Up

I'm not much of a horror fan. When it comes to ghost stuff and demon stuff, I can't watch that.

Steven Yeun

Horror Watch Ghost Fan Stuff Demon

The day before my 16th birthday I got my guitar.

Stevie Nicks

Birthday Day Guitar Got Before

There is really nothing more to say-except why. But since why is difficult to handle, one must take refuge in how.

Toni Morrison

Nothing Why More Difficult Handle

I always had this talent - it is something you get when you are born, so I have just worked, and it has gone well for me.

Riyad Mahrez

Talent Me You Born Always Gone

Water security is not just for domestic policies. International co-operation is crucial to sustainably manage trans-boundary water bodies and river basins.

Jose Angel Gurria

Water River Security Just Domestic

I have no desire to write historical anything or futuristic anything - I want to find a way to get at the essence of what it's like to be alive now. The reason why great novels from centuries ago are still great is because that's what they were doing; it's like a message from another culture.

Jonathan Dee

Great Culture Doing Find Alive Want

Honestly, it's hard to deal with the haters, but something that has helped me is not to focus on the haters and to focus on the nice people!

JoJo Siwa

Focus People Me Haters Nice Hard

I don't work in a straight line. I don't write with an outline. I write where I can see things happen, and then things get glued together.

Diana Gabaldon

Work Together I Can Things Happen

If somebody judges me, then they're not my people, and that's all right.

Constance Wu

People Me Judges Right Somebody

I definitely think cheerleaders have no fear.

Ashley Tisdale

Fear Think No Fear Definitely

People don't expect me to be as funny as I am.

Alicia Keys

Funny I Am People Me Expect Am