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John Hodgman Quotes

Many people, many girls have tried to teach me the rules to football. And you would think that it would get in my head that way, but I just don't understand it.

John Hodgman

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: June 3, 1971

Topics

Football People Me Think You Rules

I am Jim Gray, and I am the guy who is going to beat Rand Paul.

Jim Gray

I Am Gray Beat Guy Going Who

I love the creative outlet of designing, and I love make-up and products and feel like I find so many great products around the world that I want to recreate, so I want to do that or design.

Jessica Hart

Love Great Creative World Design

Ballet might be too formal of a title for the type of dance I do, but I love to dance. I love to draw and paint; I do ceramics and photography. I'm interested in a lot of creative stuff.

Jeff Bridges

Love Dance Creative Photography

If you go looking for loonies and religious fanatics and dropouts and freaks, I dare say you'll find it.

Stephen Fry

Looking You Find Dare Go Say

Every soul is a melody which needs renewing.

Stephane Mallarme

Soul Melody Needs Every Which

Anyone in a position of power is either corrupt or assumed to be corrupt, and the assumption of corruption is as bad as the reality of it.

Stanley A. McChrystal

Power Reality Corruption Bad Corrupt

I make no excuses. Stefan Struve was the man that night. He earned his win fair and square.

Stipe Miocic

Man Win Night Excuses Fair Earned

I think people should have the common courtesy and judgment - the good judgment - not to be - not to offend other peoples' faiths.

Mitt Romney

Good People Think Courtesy Judgment

I'm a sucker for 'When Harry Met Sally' and all that romantic stuff.

Jason Fuchs

Romantic Stuff Sucker Met Sally

I am really rather like a beautiful Jersey cow, I have the same pathetic droop to the corners of my eyes.

Deborah Kerr

Beautiful Eyes I Am Cow Same Jersey

You remember had this gigantic clock in the arena showing the size of the national debt. And Paul told America, if you elect Republicans, we can fix that. But, if Paul Ryan was being honest, he would've pointed to the debt clock and said, we built that.

Chris Van Hollen

America Remember You Said Debt Size

After a shooting spree, they always want to take the guns away from the people who didn't do it. I sure as hell wouldn't want to live in a society where the only people allowed guns are the police and the military.

William S. Burroughs

Live Police People Society Hell