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John Hodgman Quotes

I know electric knives are excellent for carving turkeys that have had their bones removed and been forced into a mold to shape them. Please note that those turkeys are called hams.

John Hodgman

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: June 3, 1971

Topics

Know Shape Bones Carving Been Mold

You shouldn't take a customer who's buying an album, who's happy buying an album, and try to tell them that what they're doing is wrong.

Jimmy Iovine

Happy Doing Customer You Wrong Try

People who love R&B will love my music, people who love rock will love my music. It's soulful, it's pop. It's a sound that relates to everyone.

Jessica White

Love Music People Rock Will Sound

Do we not all spend the greater part of our lives under the shadow of an event that has not yet come to pass?

Maurice Maeterlinck

Shadow Greater Event Pass Come Our

One of Aspen's primary strategic intents is to further globalize its business, increase its representation across a number of additional territories, and provide support to its growing global presence with a differentiated pipeline.

Stephen Saad

Business Support Growing Presence

No. I didn't look at the last few scripts. I didn't want to read them because I'm a 'Breaking Bad' fan. I wanted to experience it with everyone.

Steven Michael Quezada

Experience Look Bad Want Everyone

I'm baffled by the people who say, 'I'm just not going to vote.'

Tracee Ellis Ross

People Say Vote Going Just Who

Every first draft sucks, so when you have your favorite novel, and you're like, 'Wow, this is a masterpiece,' and then you write your first draft, and you're like, 'This is really bad,' and then you're like 'I can't do this because this is nowhere close.' When, in reality, the book you loved so much started out just as crappy.

Tomi Adeyemi

Book Reality Loved You Bad First

No rule is so general, which admits not some exception.

Robert Burton

Rule General Some Exception Which

There's a reason people are not going to Obamacare. They find out what it's gonna cost 'em, and they go somewhere else. And in the process, they're undermining the very foundation of Obamacare, all of which was predictable.

Rush Limbaugh

People Foundation Process Find Go

Just ask the local people for the best food. Don't rely on a guidebook.

Masaharu Morimoto

Food Best People Ask Just Rely

Even though I don't feel I need approval, it's still important to me to give a good performance. I'm hard on myself.

Michelle Pfeiffer

Good Myself Me Performance Feel

I'm hungry and ambitious.

Julen Lopetegui

Hungry Ambitious