John Oliver Quotes

People really have come for a dialogue when they go to a stand-up show in the U.K. They say, 'I understand that you have now finished your little comedy monologue; now I have something to say regarding what I've just heard.

John Oliver

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The original dream of Facebook Platform was to enable developers to build experiences that were social at their core, like Facebook Photos, without having to build their own standalone social network.

Joe Green

DreamBuildWithoutOwnFacebook

Market leadership can translate directly to higher revenue, higher profitability, greater capital velocity, and correspondingly stronger returns on invested capital.

Jeff Bezos

LeadershipStrongerRevenueMarket

Many cultures have independently developed a belief system in reincarnation that includes return of the unit of consciousness to another physical lifetime on Earth.

Stanislav Grof

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And, believe me; they will do everything to cover this up.

Sibel Edmonds

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It's sensational to be a part of a series that takes on a life of its own.

Robert Wagner

LifeOwnPartTakesSensational

Sometimes there's something very comforting about a film unfolding more or less as you expect it to.

Ron Howard

YouSometimesMoreComfortingExpect

I have written more than 100 novels and novellas since 1983 - I was first published in 1985. There was an overlap of three years with my teaching career, but finally I felt good enough about my writing career to quit teaching and write full time.

Mary Balogh

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There is a one woman in China that claimed she paid $50 to get my e-mail address. It was pretty shocking. I got one this morning from Scotland. A girl's requesting a signed photo of me.

Michael Phelps

GirlMorningWomanMeSheChina

A new word is like a fresh seed sown on the ground of the discussion.

Ludwig Wittgenstein

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You hear about actors being late and all that sort of stuff, but you never find that with an actor who's directed, because an actor who's directed understands all the problems your production is going through.

Clint Eastwood

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For the past few years I have engaged in several inappropriate conversations conducted over Twitter, Facebook, e-mail and occasionally on the phone with women I have met online.

Anthony Weiner

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There's a smugness that goes with being a huge company. The big fish say, 'If it's so great, why didn't we invent it?' But how'd you like to be makin' buggy whips when cars came along?

Woody Norris

GreatFishYouSayWhyCompany

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