I think puns are not just the lowest form of wit, but the lowest form of human behavior.
John Oliver
Recitation: by Male by Female
If I don't run for president, we'll all be OK.
Joe Biden
RunPresidentOK
To help advance democracy, we need to allow for the reunification of Cuban families and the direct sending of remittances to the island's brave dissidents.
Joe Garcia
BraveDemocracyHelpIslandNeed
The lessons of slushing and editing build up over time, and you're not necessarily thinking about them while you're working, but they're in the back of your mind, probably influencing your choices.
Ann Leckie
TimeMindChoicesThinkingYouBack
I have been involved in this sport since I was eight years old, so, hopefully, I can train and coach athletes down the line.
Michael Bisping
DownI CanTrainOldCoachLine
My mother didn't baby me, and I think that helped me out thus far to keep my drive and my hunger. I don't take 'no' for an answer.
Luke James
MotherMeBabyDriveThinkHunger
I didn't get into politics to play a character on TV.
Jason Kander
CharacterPoliticsPlayGetTV
When you do a studio picture, all the paperwork and legal stuff is already taken care of!
David Twohy
CareLegalPictureYouPaperwork
This is no time for ease and comfort. It is time to dare and endure.
Winston Churchill
StrengthTimeComfortDareEndure
I've never been hurt by a sea creature, except for jellyfish and sea urchins.
Peter Benchley
SeaHurtNeverBeenExceptCreature
I consider your conduct unethical and lousy.
Peter Arno
YourUnethicalConductConsider
If you really love someone, you push them.
Scooter Braun
LovePushSomeoneYouThemReally
Don't bury me with anyone old.
Tiny Tim
MeOldBuryAnyone
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