John Oliver Quotes

People, I guess, generally come to see me do stand-up with a working knowledge of my broad sense of humor on 'The Daily Show'... I don't think anyone would mistake me as an actual anchor.

John Oliver

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The most important 6 inches on the battlefield is between your ears.

Jim Mattis

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The world of spying is my genre. My struggle is to demystify, to de-romanticise the spook world, but at the same time harness it as a good story.

John le Carre

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You are going to make choices and decisions that sometimes aren't going to always work in your favor and they are going to upset some other people.

Jeff Gordon

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There is a definite argument to be made that videogames are becoming an art form put together by artists of different types.

John Romero

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There were, and still are, a lot of different points of view in the gay community. It's not everybody holding hands and singing 'Kumbaya.' People have very different perspectives.

Matt Bomer

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Whatever your fight, don't be ladylike.

Mary Harris Jones

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I had a very difficult upbringing.

Luke Evans

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To seek advice is easy, easy-approach job. To find the truth by yourself, that is a little difficult, and you have to work hard continuously, and you will find it.

Lobsang Tenzin

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I don't think there's anything I'm not proud of. I'm happy with pretty much everything I've done.

Debbie Rowe

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When I disappear, I will disappear; there'll be nothing left.

Christian de Duve

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I always wanted to be less tall. When I was at school I was the same height as all of my girlfriends and then suddenly I was turning 12 and almost overnight I got really tall.

Claudia Schiffer

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Rugby gave me a confidence. I was quite shy and relatively timid, but it gave me the confidence to be a little bit more out-going and back myself a bit more.

Brian O'Driscoll

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