John Mulaney Quotes

Bill Clinton fascinates me because, at the time, it seemed like his shenanigans and the people after him were the biggest political stories you could ever imagine. I remember when the 'Starr Report' was published in the newspaper, all of us were reading it in the high-school cafeteria, and a dean started taking the newspapers away from us.

John Mulaney

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TimePeopleMeReadingPolitical

For the vast majority of my adult life, I was a freelance writer, forever scrambling for work that paid an insulting non-amount.

Jen Sincero

LifeWorkForeverAdultPaidWriter

There were not enough women like Kay on TV and now there are none.

Melissa Leo

WomenEnoughNowLikeNoneTV

I'm happy to do voice-overs. I always have a good time doing them. I like to explore vocal nuance and accents and different people, different personalities. In a way, it is a lot more freeing than having your face up there.

Anjelica Huston

GoodTimeHappyPeopleFaceDoing

It's mysterious what attracts you to a person.

Jeff Goldblum

YouPersonMysteriousAttracts

I love what I do, and I love doing it, and I love getting better at it. I just am not willing to risk... Much... to go on to the next level. I don't want to risk my personal sanity or happiness or my family or the love of my life.

Summer Phoenix

LifeFamilyLoveHappinessBetter

I'm Korean-American. Not Colombian. My parents are first-generation, and I'm like... in-between, because I moved over here when I was four or five.

Steven Yeun

ParentsOverHereBecauseFiveFour

I could happily lean on a gate all the livelong day, chatting to passers-by about the wind and the rain. I do a lot of gate-leaning while I am supposed to be gardening; instead of hoeing, I lean on the gate, stare at the vegetable beds and ponder.

Tom Hodgkinson

RainDayGardeningI AmWindGate

Pretend that every single person you meet has a sign around his or her neck that says, 'Make me feel important.' Not only will you succeed in sales, you will succeed in life.

Mary Kay Ash

LifeMeSucceedFeelYouPerson

The Dewey decimal system really works. So that's all I needed to know. Elementary school taught me that.

Michelle Rodriguez

SchoolMeKnowSystemElementary

When there's an accident, we all have to slow down and watch the accident. We all have to be a little voyeuristic. I mean, look at the world we live in now, with all these 'Big Brother' shows. We're all a bunch of voyeuristic people.

Donny Osmond

LiveBrotherPeopleWorldSlowLook

Politics has been a roller coaster, but I'll never look back and say, 'Why did I do it?' In fact, if my son decided to join politics tomorrow, he has my full and unconditional support.

Chiranjeevi

SonPoliticsSupportTomorrowLook

I want to do this for a long time; I want people to be saying, 'What is he doing still playing in clubs?'

Cole Swindell

TimePeopleSayingDoingLongWant

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