John Mulaney Quotes

All my money is in a savings account. My dad has explained the stock market to me maybe 75 times. I still don't understand it.

John Mulaney

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MoneyMeStock MarketUnderstand

I think I was identified as a failed president because I wasn't re-elected.

Jimmy Carter

ThinkPresidentBecauseI Think

It is important for me that a certain depth and variety of both exist next to each other. I am very careful not to sacrifice the one for the other.

Alva Noto

SacrificeI AmMeImportantDepth

The very beautiful and very touching thing about opera singers is they are very willing to do whatever you want. Unlike actors, who constantly want to know why they're doing something, opera singers will sort of follow you into the fires of hell.

Simon McBurney

BeautifulHellDoingYouKnowWant

I have a very busy head. I have inside voices that I have learned to contain.

Tom Hardy

BusyI Have LearnedInsideHeadVery

I always loved the game, but when my legs weren't hurting it was a lot easier to love.

Mickey Mantle

LoveGameLovedLegsAlwaysTo Love

For people who know both New York and the Bay Area, it is a complement to say that Oakland is San Francisco's Brooklyn. It's a complement both to Oakland and to Brooklyn. And, if you look at Brooklyn, Brooklyn is hot; Brooklyn is cool.

Mitch Kapor

New YorkPeopleCoolYouLookKnow

I turned up my nose at yoga for years. I was a rugby player growing up. But now I know. When I'm on those long international flights, like 22 hours from L.A. to Sydney, I'll get up sometimes and do yoga in the aisle just to stretch out a little bit.

Jason O'Mara

Growing UpLongKnowNowSometimes

I'm always fetishizing the French woman and French taste and style. My assistant will make fun of me because every time we're picking the direction of a collection, I say the same thing: 'I want it to be really French.'

Joseph Altuzarra

TimeStyleWomanFunMeDirection

I cannot tell you how lucky I am: the songs that I sing, I like!

Johnny Mathis

I AmYouLuckyTellCannotSing

Sometimes I think God loves the ones who most desperately ache and are most desperately lost - his or her wildest, most messed-up children - the way you'd ache and love a screwed-up rebel daughter in juvenile hall.

Anne Lamott

LoveDaughterGodChildrenThink

When I'm out there, it's just me. Nobody's controlling me, and I can do whatever I want to do. I'm my own man.

Powers Boothe

ManMeI CanNobodyWantMy Own

As a border prosecutor, I've put criminals behind bars who worked for some of the most violent cartels in the world.

Susana Martinez

WorldBorderBehindProsecutorMost

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