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John Mulaney Quotes

My dad is and was very funny and had a really dry sense of humor, which, as a kid, seemed un-fun. But in retrospect, it's kind of hilarious.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: August 26, 1982

Topics

Funny Humor Sense Of Humor Kind Kid

I think I've always had that struggle my whole life, of feeling a little bit more gender-neutral, feeling more comfortable as a creative person when I'm dressed like a boy, when I'm dressed more masculine.

Life Struggle Creative Think Person

I've become increasingly confidant in following intuitions ahead of thoughts as I produce more records.

Thoughts Ahead Become More Records

When a government goes to war, particularly a democracy, it is the most solemn and awesome responsibility of our leaders - to decide to send our kids to go off and kill and die for us.

Responsibility Government War Die Go

My music is the spiritual expression of what I am - my faith, my knowledge, my being.

Music Faith Knowledge Spiritual I Am

I'm a drugstore beauty girl, I love going to the drugstore and buying makeup.

Love Beauty Girl Makeup Buying

I remember once when I told Lindsay Anderson at a party that acting was just a sophisticated way of playing cowboys and Indians he almost had a fit.

Remember Acting Party Way Playing

Our form of government depends on a mutual bond of trust between the people and their government. But people have become cynical about their government.

Trust Government People Bond Become

Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly.

Simeon Strunsky

Famous Seldom Very Remarks Quoted

Vaccines and antibiotics have made many infectious diseases a thing of the past; we've come to expect that public health and modern science can conquer all microbes. But nature is a formidable adversary.

Nature Science Health Past Conquer

It's very hard to talk about Palestine to Jewish people - they see me as a betrayer.

Miriam Margolyes

People Me Talk Hard Jewish See

I've been saying for a couple of years now that people need to let God out of the Sunday morning box, that He doesn't want to just be with you for an hour or two on Sunday morning and then put back in His box to sit there until you have an emergency, but He wants to invade your Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday.

Morning God Monday People Saying

When I walk up on that shore in Florida, I want millions of those AARP sisters and brothers to look at me and say, 'I'm going to go write that novel I thought it was too late to do. I'm going to go work in Africa on that farm that those people need help at. I'm going to adopt a child. It's not too late, I can still live my dreams.'

Work Dreams Live Walk Child People

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