John Mulaney Quotes

You can't always see both sides of the story. Eventually, you have to pick a side and stick with it. No more equivocating. You have to commit.

John Mulaney

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How people move around their city is a big deal. It affects productivity, security, health, and global warming, among other things.

Jens Martin Skibsted

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Balance is the secret for every team. There cannot be a defensive formation and an attacking formation: such a concept is a limitation.

Maurizio Sarri

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There is a difference between being bold and being rash.

Amy Klobuchar

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My legs haven't disabled me. If anything, they've enabled me.

Amy Purdy

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When women earn the money for the family, everyone in the family benefits. We also know that when women have an income, everyone wins because women dedicate 90% of the income to health, education, to food security, to the children, to the family, or to the community, so when women have an income, everybody wins.

Michelle Bachelet

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While other state governments stiff their vendors, close parks, delay tax refunds, and ignore unacceptably poor service levels, Indiana state employees are setting national standards for efficiency.

Mitch McConnell

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For those who have come here illegally, they might have a transition time to allow them to set their affairs in order. And then go back home and get in line with everybody else. And if they get in line and they apply to become a citizen and get a green card, they will be treated like everybody else.

Mitt Romney

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What people call serendipity sometimes is just having your eyes open.

Jose Manuel Barroso

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We are never happy until we learn to laugh at ourselves.

Dorothy Dix

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I have a great, great company. I employ thousands of people. And I'm very proud of the job I did.

Donald Trump

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Yeah, I admit to myself, yeah, I'm an alcoholic.

William Perry

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I've never seen an obese person who has said, 'I am well in my mind.' Happiness stops food being a compensation.

Pierre Dukan

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