John Mulaney Quotes

Being president looks like the worst job in the world.

John Mulaney

Recitation: by Male by Female

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JobWorldLooksWorstPresident

Sometimes when I'm really enjoying a book, I'll read a sentence or paragraph and just think - how can someone's head be wired in such a way that they'd come up with that?

Joe Abercrombie

BookThinkSomeoneSometimesWayUp

You don't take a class; you're thrown into motherhood and learn from experience.

Jennie Finch

ExperienceMotherhoodLearnYouTake

I would love to be on 'Curb Your Enthusiasm.' I'd love to be on that. A lot of my favorite shows get canceled really early on. I liked 'Twin Peaks.' If I had a time machine I'd be in that.

Matthew Gray Gubler

LoveTimeEnthusiasmEarlyGetYour

The tradition you have at the University of Texas is like no other.

Roger Clemens

TexasTraditionYouUniversityLike

Celebrity is a gift. I'm very lucky.

DJ Qualls

GiftCelebrityLuckyVery

I come from a strong matriarchal line. I was raised by Gypsy, her sister, Mary, and my maternal grandmother. The result of not having my father live with us meant that, when it came to understanding the opposite sex, it was like working without a map.

Cherie Lunghi

FatherLiveSisterStrongResult

I love Christmas. Christmas is family time.

Brody Jenner

FamilyLoveTimeChristmasI Love

In many ways, a degree in the history of ideas is the ideal training for an aspiring writer.

Anne Fortier

HistoryTrainingIdeasDegreeWriter

I enjoyed reading all the classic authors like Isaac Asimov and Bradbury.

William Shatner

ReadingClassicLikeEnjoyedAuthors

Right after the tragedy, President Bush asked Americans to get on with their lives and we did.

Jane D. Hull

TragedyPresidentRightGetDid

There is a very real danger that financial regulation will become a wolf in sheep's clothing.

Henry Paulson

FinancialWolfSheepWillBecome

Speaking from my experience as a person involved for a long time in building the European Union, it is important to have patience and efforts to build a community of nations.

Giorgio Napolitano

PatienceCommunityTimeExperience

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