John Mulaney Quotes

I never knew you were supposed to push off of your feet when you walked. And I tried it, and I walked much faster.

John Mulaney

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FeetPushYouNeverOffYour

'West Wing' was a show about politics.

Jimmy Smits

PoliticsWestShowWingAbout

I knew I had arrived when taxi drivers would say, 'You're that twit on the Billy Cotton Show, aren't you?'

Jeremy Lloyd

YouSayCottonTaxiShowWould

If anyone asks for your autograph they're showing you respect and give it back to them.

John Lydon

RespectYouBackAutographGive

Microsoft wasn't born as an enterprise company. We have always been growing with end users in mind.

Jean-Philippe Courtois

MindEndBornGrowingCompanyBeen

I'm really an actor first. I'd love to do more straight plays.

Shuler Hensley

LoveActorMoreFirstStraight

Divorce is the one human tragedy that reduces everything to cash.

Rita Mae Brown

DivorceTragedyHumanEverything

I am really indoors-y. I am a video game and movie buff, and this keeps me in my little boy cave.

Jared Gilman

I AmMeGameBoyCaveLittle

Although there is a very large literature, still growing almost daily, on the Chinese calendar, its interest is, we suggest, much more archaeological and historical than scientific.

Joseph Needham

DailyLiteratureCalendarGrowing

What I find is that we're all human beings and that it's all very similar, what we believe. At the bottom, there's really not that much difference between Christians and Muslims and Hindus and Buddhists. We all worship God.

Dennis Quaid

GodBelieveFindWorshipHumanMuch

I'm a strong believer in the things that I want to do.

Demetrius Shipp, Jr.

StrongWantThingsBeliever

Normally, if you're lucky, the idea of a film you have in your head is more or less what you get back when you see it after the editing and the whole post-production process.

Chiwetel Ejiofor

ProcessYouBackEditingLuckySee

I'll make music as long as I can sing and stand up and hold a guitar and I feel like doing this.

Chrissie Hynde

MusicStand UpGuitarStandDoing

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