John Mulaney Quotes

You can do good work simply staying up all night and eating nothing but junk food, but probably not in the long term.

John Mulaney

Recitation: by Male by Female

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WorkGoodFoodNightEatingYou

For me, it's ultimately about a great pair of shoes.

Jessalyn Gilsig

GreatShoesMePairAbout

A fuel of discontent and anxiety is probably pretty central to the fuel at 'Scandal!'

Jeff Perry

AnxietyPrettyDiscontentFuel

Never say no to anything, whatever the universe brings me. I've always lived by that.

Ruby Rose

MeUniverseSayNeverAnything

It takes me forever to actually finish something like a ten-page essay. But, when I do, I usually love what they are. It's a complicated relationship.

Chris Abani

LoveRelationshipMeComplicated

We need Hollywood to make movies and television shows about sexy female engineers.

Chelsea Clinton

SexyTelevisionEngineersMovies

I've always been into powder, that's what I like riding, and now you've got to go farther to get it.

Craig Kelly

YouGoNowRidingAlwaysGet

Memory is this one attempt to not be erased by time. And I think that ties back to what I learned watching my grandmother lose her memories is, you know, we are all facing erasure eventually.

Anthony Doerr

MemoriesTimeMemoryThinkYouLose

If I had my choice I would kill every reporter in the world, but I am sure we would be getting reports from Hell before breakfast.

William Tecumseh Sherman

I AmBreakfastWorldHellChoice

I don't think I have been loved by my troops, but I think I have been respected.

William Westmoreland

ThinkLovedBeenI ThinkRespected

I think that 'Mr. Show' was a huge influence on me. It was literally the reason I started doing comedy, because I was asked to do a bit at The Comedy Store, and B.J. Porter and I went to see Bob and David - who I'd never heard of - do a live show, which was one of the shows that got them the 'Mr. Show' show.

Scott Aukerman

LiveMeInfluenceThinkComedySee

I am pleased that the President has signed an Executive Order this week requiring federal agencies to disclose information about prices and quality of healthcare services.

Timothy Murphy

QualityI AmInformationHealthcare

Myth-making is absolutely necessary to create the simplified images that people live off.

Norman Davies

LivePeopleCreateOffNecessary

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