John Mulaney Quotes

It's important to remember that life is a joke, and that outlook grants a lot of perspective, but I don't think comedy should change and become political due to other things. It should just laugh at that cosmic joke that life is all the time.

John Mulaney

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LifeChangeTimePerspectiveThink

I thought, frankly, that it would be more pleasant to write a memoir than it was.

Jim Harrison

ThoughtMoreWritePleasantMemoir

I'm sure there was some part of his soul was intrinsically happy, but he probably had to go through some permutations to really get that to blossom. I'm sure Dad had his challenges, but I think that joy was there from the beginning and he had to find a way to make his life support that and express that.

Jennifer Grant

LifeBeginningSoulJoySupport

I'm a big believer in pairing classics with contemporary literature, so students have the opportunity to see that literature is not a cold, dead thing that happened once but instead a vibrant mode of storytelling that's been with us a long time - and will be with us, I hope, for a long time to come.

John Green

OpportunityHopeTimeColdLong

How are we supposed to get old? What am I supposed to do? Am I supposed to get old? My kids tell me, 'We want you to look like a grandmother.' I agree with them. I want to look like a grandmother.

Andie MacDowell

MeYouLookWantGrandmotherOld

Dirty martinis and music - that's the big motto in our family. We get the booze going, and the music starts playing. Always old-school hip-hop. Jay-Z. Tribe Called Quest. The Pharcyde. My parents love that stuff.

Matt Harvey

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When I was younger I used to want to own a sweet shop so I could eat sweets all day, but that dream died a long time ago.

Amy Nuttall

TimeDaySweetLongDreamLong Time

It's not as much about the numbers as much as it is that our fans made a mark on this world for us.

Johnny Christ

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Eventually, I'll go back to acting, but for right now, my children are the most important thing in the world to me.

Soleil Moon Frye

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Pain is definitely a genius in his own right. 'Thr33 Ringz' is definitely one of my top 10 albums. It's one of those albums you listen to front-to-back.

Travie McCoy

PainGeniusYouListenTopRight

When I ran a small IT services business in the 1990s, it had strong recurring revenues - yet I couldn't accurately forecast cash flow for even the next few quarters. Small changes in the customer base or losing/hiring a few key employees could create massive swings in cash flow.

Mohnish Pabrai

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All my boys make me laugh.

Liv Tyler

MeLaughMake Me LaughMake

My motive, and I will make it clear and look you in the eyes, is to attack major league baseball. That's my motive.

Jose Canseco

EyesBaseballYouLookWillClear

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