John Mulaney Quotes

The more you do stuff, the better you get at dealing with how you still fail at it a lot of the time.

John Mulaney

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TimeBetterYouMoreFailGet

You happily give Facebook terabytes of structured data about yourself, content with the implicit tradeoff that Facebook is going to give you a social service that makes your life better.

John Battelle

LifeServiceYourselfBetterData

My parents are apolitical - no bumper stickers, no yard signs. They don't talk about politics.

Joel Burns

PoliticsParentsTalkSignsYard

The 'Survivor' community is very tight. I mean very tight.

Jenna Morasca

CommunitySurvivorMeanTightVery

I realized if I'm not really making an album, I don't have to be concerned about things like stylistic consistency, pacing, a coherent mood. All that stuff goes out the window.

John Oates

WindowConsistencyMoodOutThings

We simply can't keep providing money from the federal government in the form of subsidized or actual loans and Pell Grants when we don't have the money.

John Kline

MoneyGovernmentFederal Government

Life is going to happen to you no matter what weight you are, no matter how famous you are, no matter how much money you have in the bank. No one gets a free pass.

Amanda de Cadenet

LifeMoneyFreeFamousYouMatter

It frustrates me when my mind wanders and when I end up reading the same words again and again.

Rory Bremner

WordsMindMeReadingEndSame

So, in a sense, the verification piece is irrelevant to the format issue.

Mitchell Reiss

SenseIrrelevantPieceFormatIssue

I can see how people work out to feel better.

Derek Jeter

WorkPeopleBetterFeelI CanSee

We're gonna raise some big bucks and breed 'em and that sorta thing. Pretty excited about that.

Brantley Gilbert

PrettyBigExcitedRaiseSomeAbout

It would be nice to live off the land and fix cars.

Anton Yelchin

LiveBe NiceNiceLandFixOff

Tell me a musician who's got rich off digital sales. Apple's doing pretty good though, right?

Prince

GoodMeRichDoingAppleDigital

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