Maz Jobrani Quotes

Every time I see Trump on TV these days, I'm waiting for him to burst out, 'Live from New York, it's Saturday Night!' That would make sense to me - that this has all been one long 'Saturday Night Live' sketch.

Maz Jobrani

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LiveTimeNew YorkWaitingMeNight

I like repressed characters. That gives me a lot of freedom to make a lot of different choices through subtleties.

Jeremy Renner

FreedomMeChoicesThroughDifferent

I look back on being 17 and think, 'Oh my God, how did I not die?'

John Mulaney

GodThinkDieLookBackBeing

The fumes produced by frying bacon contain carcinogens called nitrosamines. Though all meat may release potentially carcinogenic fumes, processed meat such as bacon may be the worst.

Michael Greger

WorstMeatBaconReleaseMayThough

Women still come up to me and say, 'If it wasn't for you, I would never have met my husband.'

Liz Tuccillo

WomenMeHusbandYouSayNever

As an actress, emotions are my business, my stock-in-trade. As such, I've dealt with them nearly all my life.

Loretta Young

LifeBusinessMy LifeEmotionsDealt

The establishment of a law, moreover, does not take place when the first thought of it takes form, or even when its significance is recognised, but only when it has been confirmed by the results of the experiment.

Dmitri Mendeleev

LawThoughtResultsPlaceFirst

CalArts was incredible for me. It's a school that I rave about and constantly want to give back to.

Derek Magyar

SchoolMeBackWantGiveIncredible

Fundamentalism is rooted in fear, and it's another reason I'm interested in the horror genre, because I know the fear that fundamentalism is built upon.

Scott Derrickson

FearKnowHorrorReasonRooted

I don't know if I ever really bought into the eternal damnation bit.

Tim Robbins

KnowEternalEverReallyBoughtBit

The purpose of learning is growth, and our minds, unlike our bodies, can continue growing as we continue to live.

Mortimer Adler

LearningGrowthLivePurposeGrowing

My body back at the Playboy mansion was the most important thing in life back then because we were in the spotlight every minute. We had to look good. The girls who gained the weight, those were the girls who didn't get the work.

Kendra Wilkinson

LifeWorkGoodBodyLookBack

With 'Snowtown,' you either love it or you hate it; there's no middle ground. So I've come to understand and appreciate that's the kind of film that it is.

Justin Kurzel

LoveHateAppreciateYouUnderstand

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