Maz Jobrani Quotes

My mom was like, 'Get your law degree first, become a lawyer, and then you can tell jokes on the weekends. You can be a lawyer and just throw jokes into your presentations.' Now she's like, 'Listen, you need to come up with new material.' All of a sudden, my mom's a critic.

Maz Jobrani

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Catholic school graduates exhibit a wide variety of qualities that will not only help them in their careers but also in their family and community lives.

Joe Baca

FamilyCommunitySchoolGraduation

Anybody would be a vast improvement over Obama.

Jerry Falwell, Jr.

ImprovementOverWouldAnybodyVast

I paint paintings of people.

Amy Sherald

PeoplePaintPaintings

I always had to fight for the chance to get people to hear me.

Alyssa Edwards

FightPeopleMeChanceAlwaysGet

For me, I believe in God, God is real.

Spike Lee

GodMeBelieveI BelieveReal

I am so proud to call myself Canadian! Thank you, Canada, for welcoming me with open arms!

Sondra Radvanovsky

MyselfI AmMeProudThank YouYou

The notion that Jews are mythic creatures is well circulating in our culture.

Steven T. Katz

CultureWellJewsOurCreatures

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

Robert A. Heinlein

WomenCatsMenPetRelaxWill

There's lots of prejudice, but if you examine yourself, you can make It. Of course, this doesn't make me too popular with some quarters in the women s movement.

Rosalyn Sussman Yalow

WomenYourselfMeYouPrejudice

Of course, we have known for a long time that a word, like any verbal sign, is a unity of two components.

Roman Jakobson

TimeUnityLongLong TimeTwoSign

I got fed up with the human race, really. I got a very negative feeling about human potentials. And for a while, I thought I might write a book without any human beings in it whatsoever.

Michel Faber

BookNegativeThoughtFeelingRace

When I was in jail I could only think about what the average person has to go through - the person who has no power to go to the press or no money to hire a lawyer.

Josh Brolin

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