Maz Jobrani Quotes

The first time I performed at the Comedy Store in Los Angeles, I was in the back of the room doing vocal exercises. 'Me-me-me, my-my-my, mo-mo-mo.' And I'm looking around, and no one else is doing it. I'm like, 'They must have done it before they came to the club.' I came to realize that I was an idiot.

Maz Jobrani

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A couple teams will grind the shot clock down. Most of the time coaches do that, it's usually a talent deficit. They can't compete against the better teams.

Jerry West

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Just because your body is losing inches doesn't mean you're losing weight or vice versa. It's not about the weight: it's about building lean muscle, which is going to increase your metabolism and then allow you to lose weight quicker.

Anna Kaiser

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The most successful people in the world are the ones who thought of that idea that was 'too crazy to work.'

Troy Carter

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The national treasure that is Diana Ross is a dim light compared with who she is as a mother. My mom paved the way not only for my career but also for who I am as a human being.

Tracee Ellis Ross

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Get to know the job intimately that you're applying for. Don't just read the job description - study it and picture yourself performing every task required of you. When you interview, framing your responses so that you reveal your significant knowledge about the job gives you a massive advantage.

Travis Bradberry

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I love all that kind of gothic Bram Stoker kind of thing. I love to get lost in that kind of escapism.

Rob Halford

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The minute I was told what to do at any age, I did the opposite. Hopefully I'll do that for the rest of my life.

Jason Blum

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We always have to show our character on the pitch, and I show my feelings.

Diego Costa

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I've always got stuff in my head in case I meet somebody like Steven Spielberg or someone like that, where I can hopefully say something to them that nobody else has ever said and get a laugh out of them.

Drew Carey

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I went to USC film school, briefly, which is a very traditional film school.

Doug Liman

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Kolkata is special. I have been privileged to spend time in the city and make some great friends there. I like to go there whenever I can.

Arjun Rampal

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The whole image thing gets in the way. Then there are the guys that it excites them and it's what draws them to me. But I don't know whether they would care for me if I didn't have this image.

Picabo Street

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