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Maz Jobrani Quotes

You know the Middle East is going crazy when Lebanon is the most peaceful place in the region.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: February 26, 1972

Topics

Crazy You Peaceful Place Know Going

The truth is that from birth on we are, to one extent or another, a fairly sensual species.

Truth Truth Is Birth Sensual Species

I'm Italian. I love to cook Italian food, so I learned from my dad how to make sauce and meatballs and all that stuff. With my wife and kids, I started making homemade pasta. The very first time, I didn't have a pasta maker, so I had to cut it with a knife, the old-school way! The noodles were all jacked up, but it was fun.

Love Time Food Wife Fun Knife

I've always competed in those shows. Like, I won 'Fear Factor', I did 'I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here', I did 'The Mole', 'Celebrity Apprentice' with Donald Trump. I've done a lot of those shows, all in the hope of being a blessing to my mom's organization.

Stephen Baldwin

Fear Hope Blessing Mom Organization

I took vocal lessons all through my childhood and still do. I was classically trained.

Childhood Through Still Lessons Took

In 1981, when he ran for governor, I confiscated the needlepoint belts of New Jersey's Tom Kean. It's a patrician look that is right for the Vineyard, Nantucket, Darien, Greenwich, Charleston and Savannah.

Look New Right Jersey Vineyard He

Until we respect bin Laden, we are going to die in numbers that are probably unnecessary.

Michael Scheuer

Respect Die Numbers Going Until Bin

Putting my audience to sleep isn't what I'm going for.

Sleep Audience Going Putting

In Parliament we debate on and we decide the laws that are going to govern the country.

Debate Country Decide Going Laws

I used to go to San Diego all the time to hang out. My cousin played for the San Diego Padres, and my brother lives down there. I love going to the zoo and walking around Old Town.

Love Time Brother Walking Down Zoo

And when people in power can stay in power they do very little to tinker with the apparatus that put them in power.

DeForest Soaries

Power People Little Stay Very Them

They call me The Tinkerman. Wherever I go people say 'Ah ha, there is The Tinkerman.'

Claudio Ranieri

People Me Go Say People Say Call

My dad is a big dreamer, so I got that from him. Golf was my main thing when I was a teenager, and that's what I wanted to do.

Brandon Flowers

Golf Dreamer Him Big Got Wanted

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