Maz Jobrani Quotes

I jokingly say that the enemies are children, you know. I always say, if you have young kids, your whole goal from the moment they wake up is to make them tired. It's exhausting. Anybody who's got kids knows what I'm talking about.

Maz Jobrani

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I always think the Sex Pistols and the Ramones as very, very important because they stripped things down.

Jim Jarmusch

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As a matter of fact, if you do not take into account, as Congressman Ross just stated, the Social Security surplus, our fiscal deficit, ladies and gentlemen, is over $700 billion today.

Jim Costa

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In old movies, the cinematography is a thousand times better than anything today. Writing, a thousand times better.

John Kricfalusi

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I'm more nervous about doing this than anything I've ever done before, because it is so prestigious.

Michael Aspel

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Ultimately, the first, best step in getting your work noticed is to write good work. If people don't engage in your writing, no amount of serialization or free downloads is going to matter. You have to write something worth reading, and often it takes time to get at that level.

John Scalzi

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One of the most pervasive and damaging trends we are seeing in the 21st-century workplace is the deliberate misclassification of workers by employers looking to shift responsibility and cut costs.

Tom Perez

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The UFC does what it wants. That's just how it is.

Robert Whittaker

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I'm actually banned from the Himalayas, because I'm too good at yoga.

Judah Friedlander

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There's something about a roller coaster that triggers strong feelings, maybe because most of us associate them with childhood. They're inherently cinematic; the very shape of a coaster, all hills and valleys and sickening helices, evokes a human emotional response.

Diablo Cody

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Do not be deceived by impostors.

Clayton M. Christensen

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Oh, I had my gothy phase, but I was never a troublemaker or anything like that. I was a little bit introspective, a little bit morbid. I was small for my age, so I was bullied and that kind of stuff.

Ariel Pink

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As a personal beneficiary of the service that Amtrak provides and as someone who represents a congressional district that counts on safe, reliable rail service, I am a strong supporter of providing this vital industry the funding necessary to continue operations.

Tim Bishop

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