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Andrew Dice Clay Quotes

I want to be able to make people laugh as hard as they possibly can, and I really think they need that.

Andrew Dice Clay

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: September 29, 1957

Topics

People Think Laugh Want Need Hard

We all agree that pessimism is a mark of superior intellect.

John Kenneth Galbraith

Intelligence Intellect Superior Agree

In 1974, I first met Carl. I was 25 years old. I am 51 now.

I Am Now Old First Years Met

You have to be very rich to afford Labour, with 66 tax rises since they came in power.

Power Rich You Tax Labour Very

What does a house want to be?

House Want Does

Obscenity comes from grime.

Christopher Hitchens

Forget trying to be sexy. That's just gruesome.

Sexy Trying Forget Just Gruesome

Colorado is an oasis, an otherworldly mountain place. I've played so many shows in Colorado that I think I'm the Colorado house band.

Mountain Think House Place Colorado

I love Christmas. Christmas is family time.

Family Love Time Christmas I Love

Being a parent is not just about how you treat your child; it's also about how you treat the other parent. If you treat that person with respect, that's fine, that's the way to go. But if you don't, you're not being the parent you could be.

Respect Child Treat Parent You Go

The world cannot live without the Arctic; it affects every living thing on Earth and acts as a virtual thermostat, reflecting sunlight and cooling the planet.

Philippe Cousteau, Jr.

Live World Earth Sunlight Living

We have a lot of people with a Western education who work in Russia and understand the international rules of business and corporate governance.

Work Education Business People Rules

My books don't sell anymore. There are many reasons why they don't sell, but one of the reasons is because people don't read anymore. Forget about reading books of detail - they don't read at all.

Norman Finkelstein

People Detail Reading Forget Why

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