Jenny Eclair Quotes

As a five-year-old in Berlin in 1965, I didn't know that funny women existed. It wasn't until I got back to England that I realised women could be funny.

Jenny Eclair

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: comedian
  • Nationality:
  • Birth: March 16, 1960

Topics

FunnyWomenBackKnowGotBerlin

I kind of think I'm going to live a long life as a punishment.

Jessica Hahn

LifeLiveThinkLongKindLong Life

One of the hard lessons to learn in life is that there are some things you can control and some things you can't. If you want a short recipe for being frustrated and miserable, this is it: focus on things you can't control.

John Bytheway

LifeFocusControlShortLearnYou

The Republicans are whistling past the graveyard. If we don't change our policies on immigration, you're going to be looking at Iran Deal after Iran Deal after Iran Deal. I can count on Americans to protect Israel. I don't count on foreigners to care about Israel, and that's who's coming in to vote.

Ann Coulter

ChangePastLookingCareImmigration

I actually ran in junior high school a little bit, you know, like most kids do in track and things. Then I got out of it and just trained for football and played ball for so many years - high school, college and the NFL.

Jeff Fisher

FootballSchoolCollegeHigh School

Most of the international community, most of the countries around the world, don't want any side, any party to take unilateral steps. They would like that all of us to stick to the road map.

Silvan Shalom

CommunityWorldRoadPartyWantMap

White women love me 'cause of my edge. And I love white women.

Tracy Morgan

LoveWomenMeLove MeWhiteEdge

My dreams for the future are simple: work, a happy, healthy family, a lovely long motorcycle ride, and continuing the struggle to awaken people to the need for serious human rights reform.

Mike Farrell

WorkFamilyDreamsFutureSimple

The thing about living in Los Angeles and doing a lot of movies is that you get to go to a lot of premieres, and, regardless of whether or not you're a celebrity, you still get to walk down the red carpet and then have everyone sort of screaming your name. The pictures never get printed anywhere, but they are nonetheless taking your picture.

Missi Pyle

WalkRedNamePictureDoingYou

I never felt a feeling that I knew or could know to be unlike the feelings of other people. I never consciously thought, except after patterns that the world or my fellows set for me.

Josiah Royce

PeopleMeWorldThoughtFeelings

This is a tremendous opportunity to be named head coach of the Brooklyn Nets, and it's a role I have been studying for over the course of my playing days.

Jason Kidd

OpportunityBrooklynStudyingCoach

I think actually what keeps the intensity manageable - it's a little counterintuitive - is that it's changing all the time. Every week is different for me.

Diane Paulus

TimeMeThinkWeekLittleChanging

God had to create disco music so I could be born and be successful.

Donna Summer

MusicGodBornDiscoCreateCould

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